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Treasure Chest for March, 2009
Mar12009
Forgotten Song of the Moment
Remember that song you couldn’t stop listening to for a straight week? Well, TCM is going begin bringing those songs back. Why? Because it makes us stop and say, “What the fuck! I can’t believe that was once popular!”
Talk about a random song, do you remember “Scatman” by Scatman John? This song came out of no where in 1995 and took pop culture by hostage. It was huge, not Macerana huge, more Billy Fuccillo huge. No offense to Scatman John (RIP), but we don’t see how a sound about poop (“scat” = n. the excrement of an animal) could become so big. Also, we don’t understand why John pretty much named himself “Poopman” either.
Forgot the song? Check it out:
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We hope you enjoy Forgotten Song of the Moment and if you have ideas for songs, be sure to leave comments. We’ve been breakdancing all day since we broke “Scatman” out of the vault.
Mar12009
Hilarious Video
The new and improved version of a classic hilarious video.
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Mar12009
Bring back the Muu Muu
One thing TCM never understood are the commercials and advertisements for clothing companies. They all always have the sterotypical skinny female or muscular male. But what about the other 75% of America? Its about time we began promoting what Americans can not only fit in, but that looks good as well. Yes folks, the Muu Muu! TCM all received Muu Muu’s for the holidays. A closet full! We will continue to promote the fashion at all parties and shows we are welcome to and hope you will too. Come on, join the times and purchase a Muu Muu. You know you want one.
Mar12009
Fat America!
America is fat. No doubt about it. Here is an awesome video to further prove that claim.
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Mar12009
The SI Swimsuit Rookies : Part 1
Let’s not kid ourselves, all of the 8 models to be featured in this series are smoking hot and would deserve a 10/10 in any conceived rating system. But anyone could look at Kim and say she is quite “intelligent” (amazingly busty) or that Cintia is a perfectly curved red head. Lets go outside the lines.
Kim Cloutier
Stare into her eyes for 5 seconds and then try to stare away. Tough huh? TCM has learned she has the power to hypnotize and enslave anyone she comes in contact with. Her beauty also determines the weather patterns within a 100 miles radius. Is there a blizzard outside? Be careful! Kim is having a bad hair day and could be in your neighborhood, looking for some new minions to take back to her home country of Slavakianation. Never heard of it? You will soon.
Cintia Dicker
Prior to becoming a model Cintia was a Jedi in Star Wars. This helped build her fan base in a matter of minutes. To branch outside this “kingdom”, she changed her last name to capture the attention of new admirers, quite original, wouldn’t you agree? She still remains one of the most popular and well known models at Star Wars conventions, as she makes guest appearances, letting one lucky fan show her the skills of their light saber. Really, its a contest.
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