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Treasure Chest for March, 2009


Mar122009

Pirate Vocabulary

Pirate’s are known for having their own awesome language. It’s not French or something else wacked out; it’s really just terminology they used every day with their mates and lasses.

Read up on some pirate lingo below and begin incorporating into sentences. Soon you’ll have the respect of others which comes with a lower bar tab and the lasses waiting to court you (old school term for “bang you”):

Aarg!/Garr!/Yarr! – A General Exclamation; “Yo, what up?”
All hands hoay! – All hands on deck!; “Get your ass over here!”
Avast!/avast ye! – Pay Attention!; “What the fuck!”
Go on the account – Embark on a piratical cruise; “Go nuts”
Landlubber – Person who lives on land (and is clumsy at sea); “Herb,” “Turd,” or “Douchebag” fit
Picaroon - Rogue; “Badass”
Davey Jones’s Locker - Bottom of the ocean (where dead pirates go); “Spent”
Matey - Mate or comrade; “Buddy” or “Dude”
Shiver me timbers! – Blow me!; “Blow me!”
Swab - Ignorant person; “Asshole”
Sweet trade - career pirate; “Wall Street”


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Mar122009

Fuzion Frenzy! …and those crazy Japanese

3…2…1…GO!

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Fake Life: The opening line are the only four words you ever need to remember, as the remainder of the game is controlled by one thumb, pressed lightly upon the joystick of the XBOX 360 controller. In similar rendition to Gladiators the game is supported by four characters rolling within a ball and there is only one objective: To knock the competitors into the lava.

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Real Life: And it only takes one semi-genius to know, as long as people don’t die, any game can easilly be adapted in the Japanese market.  They will do anything.




Mar122009

Videos! …and those crazy Japanese



Mar122009

Bathroom Wisdom

Ever have a question that you just need to be answered and can’t find anyone to answer it for you?  TCM has found the solution to all life’s questions.

Example…After years of searching, we have finally found the answer to this question:
If hamburgers could talk, what would they say?

fuckpizza Bathroom Wisdom

There you have it folks. For more wisdom, visit askaurinal.com.



Mar122009

Pirates vs. 300 Spartans

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Pirates vs. 300 Spartans – About to Begin.

The Pirates and Spartans stare at each other from across the battlefield. They begin to draw closer to one another.

The Pirates have their swords drawn, the Spartans have their shields up and spears at the ready. Every step brings them closer and closer to each other.

Finally they meet in the middle of the battlefield, Spartans and Pirates, a historic battle is about to take place.

Ha, who are you kidding, Pirates and Spartans can’t fight each other, they are waaay too bad ass to be enemies. Check this movie poster out that I found on the internets.

300pirates1 Pirates vs. 300 Spartans



Mar122009

Amusement Ride Accidents

Ever wait on line at Disney World or your local carnival and wonder, how many people have died on this ride? Well wonder no more! Take a trip on over to RideAccidents.com.

It is the world’s single most comprehensive, detailed, updated, accurate, and complete source of amusement ride accident reports and related news. The site includes a record of fatal amusement ride accidents in the United States since 1972…

Here’s a little summary of one of the “fun” accidents. We say fun because you are having fun before the accident, so technically it’s a fun accident stupid!

(Sunday, September 30, 2008) – At the Jump Zone Party Palace in Festus, Missouri, a 28-year-old woman was killed while attempting somersaults on an inflatable slide.

Well at least its safe to say she died doing what she loved most, somersaulting on inflatable slides.



Mar122009

September 19th

Talk Like A Pirate Day. Thought we wouldn’t mention it this week? Marrrrrk it on your calendarrrrrrs. Or Captain Polish will do to you what he did to this pour soul:


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Mar112009

Bad Timing


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