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Treasure Chest for May, 2009


May42009

No human friends? Use a grizzly bear as your best man.

That is exactly what this guy did. Brutus the bear was his best man at his wedding and to me personally, that is bad ass. If I could, I would have a Great White as my best man. I’d have to pull some strings to get that one, but I think I can make it happen.

I suppose this gives us the answer to who wins in a fight, a lion or a bear….the bear. Cause you can’t imagine having a lion as your best man.

You got to think though, Brutus probably got mad rebounds at that wedding.




May12009

Winnie the Pooh has the Pork Flu.

Even children’s favorite story characters aren’t safe from the swine flu.




May12009

Lego’s Gone Wild!

These girls will get naked faster than you can say Pirate Play Set!




May12009

B***h T**s

Have you read the new book on A-Rod by Selena Roberts? If you haven’t much like most of the world, you’ll find that the 2005 Yankees used to refer to A-Rod as “Bitch Tits”. That’s right, “Bitch Tits”. A-Rod supposively has “Bitch Tits” because he took steroids for a time period that can range as little as 3 years or as long as 15 years.

What are “Bitch Tits” you ask? These are “Bitch Tits”:

fight club id by psychol bob B***h T**s

A-Rod, or “Bitch Tits” is now in the same category as Bob from Fight Club. Incredible.

This captain gave him the benefit of the doubt months ago, but you just can’t pass up on the opportunity to rag on “Bitch Tits”. We certainly do wish Mr. A-Rod good luck this season. We also can’t wait to hear Peter Gammons refer to him as “Bitch Tits” after he hits a walk off homer.


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