Treasure Chest for October, 2009


Oct302009

Halloween Costume Contest

Just a slow, huge angry reminder.

The TCM Halloween Costume Contest ends tomorrow, so be sure to EMAIL US IN YOUR PHOTOS!

Here are some idea’s if you still have not figured out how gay you want to look:

advicedog Halloween Costume Contest
Advice Dog

bubbrubb Halloween Costume Contest
Bubb Rubb

Or for couples (preferably interracial because we wouldn’t want any of you white boys dressing up like a black man…thats just racist. Same rules apply for Mr. Rubb above.)
kanyeswift Halloween Costume Contest
Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift

Get on your high horse bitches!




Oct302009

This year’s #1 Halloween Costume

I’m going out on a limb here, but I think the #1 Halloween Costume for 2009 will be Billy Mays. Yes, the Oxiclean-pushing Billy Mays that suddenly passed away this summer.

I know, I know. You’re probably thinking I have little respect for the dead in proclaiming this, but this is what his son Billy Mays III wants to happen! Billy III put together this website simply titled “Where’s Billy Mays?” to honor the legacy of his late father and also to push for sightings of stickers and look-a-likes throughout the known world (just like some crafty son-of-a-bitch did/reported on below):

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If you look anything like the late Billy Mays (pretty much means you rock a beard and flannel) or like putting up stickers (god knows we at TCM do), you can be on the website and also join legions of others this Halloween.

The best thing about the website is free stickers. Sort of like ours here at TCM, but actually more accessible and easy to get your hands on.

Side note: if anyone does want a few TCM stickers, feel free to send an email with your halloween pics, your name and address, and we’ll send a few out as supplies last.




Oct302009

Happy Halloween!

Q: What could be better to kick off your Halloween weekend than Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson in costumes singing, Monster Mash?

A: Absolutely Nothing

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Oct292009

Seasonal Beer + Accelerated Holidays

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I may love Sam Adam’s Oktoberfest more than any pirate has loved pillaging and/or booty. However, I was at the bar the other night and asked for the Sam seasonal to which I was told, “Just so you know – it’s the winter ale”. What is wrong with this statement? It’s the middle of October for christ’s sake (or at least it was when I ordered the beer). How can you not still be carrying a beer whose name sake is the month we are currently in?

There’s been a disturbing trend in recent years to speed everything up, most notably with the Holidays. At the end of the Summer, the Halloween stuff is out, beginning of October it’s Thanksgiving as soon as Halloween passes, Christmas shit is being pushed on the consumers. What the fuck? Even my office this year is having our annual Christmas dinner BEFORE Thanksgiving.

I know we live in the so called “modern age” and people like to get everything fast. We have cell phones with internet capabilities, gps systems, e-mail and etc. You can download music and movies weeks before they are officially released. I understand all that. All this Captain is asking is to keep seasonal beers within that season and to allow each legitimate holiday time to be it’s own.




Oct282009

World Series Prediction

There is really no long explanation needed for the 2009 World Series. It is a great matchup and you can receive in depth analysis anywhere you look. I would go into depth like I did for the DLS, and LCS, but it is not needed.

Something tells me our readers do not like sports or sports-themed stories because of the lack of comments on hockey, baseball, or even women’s lingerie football. Since that is the case, I’ll be straightforward – Yankees in 6.

Here’s that pic of Kate Hudson again to remind our male readers why baseball may be a good career path for your future offspring:

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I’m going out on a limb and proclaiming this the year of A-Rod if the Yankees take it all. And from the looks of this picture, why the hell not!




Oct282009

Video of the Day!

So, I came across this music video in my travels and I must say that I wasn’t 100% sure if I wanted to show the TCM fanbase what you are about to see.

Let me break it down for you. Ever hook up with a girl with a band in her cooch? Didn’t think so.

Enjoy.

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O yea, the song isn’t that bad either.




Oct282009

MC Hammer’s Pants Are More Than Just A Novelty, They Are Life Saving

If you follow our blog, you will know that TCM has some reoccurring interests. Some of these can be narrowed down to, Tacos, MC Hammer, and Taco Bell. Through the magic of the internet we’ve finally found something that combines all 3 in a delightful package.

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Thanks to Steveo for passing this along.




Oct272009

New Fang

No, it’s not the newest book in the Twilight Series. It’s the debut single promised from Them Crooked Vultures.  While not their best song, it does seem well equipped for Modern Rock Radio.  The track contains some great change ups in the second half of of the song that are an integral part of the band’s trademark sound. I promise you, the more you listen to it, the better it gets.

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