If you have never done an Ice Luge then you obviously don’t party to often. For those who don’t know what an ice luge is, it is a block of ice placed on an angle with a crevice carved out in which one person stands at the top and pours alcohol down to another person waiting to drink. Simple really. You see this mostly taking charge at frat houses where some guy will pour too much alcohol down the chute to some waiting girl who is about to get doused all over her white t-shirt and when she does, everyone cheers.

The ice luge has been around for centuries. After the American Declaration of Independence was signed, the founding fathers partied with an ice luge and some local strippers. No joke, look it up. So, it was only a matter of time before someone thought up the idea of drinking alcohol out of boobs. Now we know how Russian babies feel everytime they take a sip out of their mother’s vodka laced titty. ???? ???????????. (Most excellent).

Here is a list of things made of ice we would like to drink alcohol out of:

• Assault Rifle
• A mold of the Governator’s arm holding a pitcher.
• Battle Axe
• An exact replica of FDR’s cane
• A life sized Tomahawk missile
• Vida Guerra’s ass

Let us know if you have any other excellent ice luge ideas.

O, sorry ladies and Captain Kirk, the ice dick is not on that list and probably won’t be. You can find a nice array of ice dildos though. Captain Kirk can show you the way.

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