Let’s face it – we all love our condiments. They make bland food taste better and horrible food edible. I know for certain that everyone has some sort of interaction with condiments. You might have some sort of ketchup fetish whereas your special lady or lover really loves mayonnaise piled all over everything she eats. I’ve seen it happen and it’s gross, but understandable. On a related note: Captain Yar told me some fetish he has with wasabi and soy that’ll blow your mind.

One thing is for certain with condiments, no two people can agree upon the best ones. Thank god for the Captains. Here’s the top ten condiments we believe you should be utilizing in your daily lives:

#10 – Gold’s Horseradish Sauce

Horseradish sauce? Yes. This shit is amazing. It has the power to spice up roast beef, pork loin, and Captain Polish’s favorite ethnic food – kielbasa. It also clears your sinuses out which is a plus if you have frequent attacks. The only downside to Horseradish Sauce is that it’s potency doesn’t last long after opened, especially Gold’s. That’s why you need to dominate this as fast as you can. Gentlemen, trying to impress a lady’s father? Bring over a bottle of this next time you go over for dinner and challenge the old man to eat some with you. He’ll never look at you the same way again.

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