This website catalogs a shitload of old Superman (and Superman related comics) which all have covers portraying Superman acting like a dickhole.
Observe:
and of course my personal favorite:
Reader, JT gets a thank you for bringing Superman up a few notches in the Captain’s eyes.
Top 10 movie’s and their sequels is something I have been cooking up for sometime now. It is a carefully constructed list with nothing left out…except Godfather & Godfather II. I left those out on purpose because A) it is my list, B) I have never seen any Godfathers and C) I do not want to see any Godfathers. If any of you turds comment below about how that is blasphemy, I will hunt you down and bite your dick off.
Ok, well here is my list, enjoy it, don’t enjoy it…that is entirely up to you pooheads.
#10 – Bourne Identity & Bourne Supremacy
Matt Damon can be considered a respectable actor in my book only because he was in my favorite movie of all time, EuroTrip. Granted he was only in it for like 5 minutes and sang a sweet song about some kid named Scott not knowing that he was fucking his girlfriend, he most definitely stole the show. But we aren’t here to talk about EuroTrip or Matt Damon’s penis, we are here to discuss the super badass Bourne Identity and Supremacy. I’d like to first say that the actress they chose to be Jason Bourne’s “girlfriend” was highly questionable. They could have most certainly chosen a much hotter chick. In the Bourne Supremacy, the writers must have realized this and quickly killed her off, which a reason why this movie is on this list. O yea, and because no one in the world can kick Jason Bourne’s ass. Except maybe Mr. T.
Let’s take a trip back in time…a time where we had to scour the globe to find one person. A person who was sly enough to trick you into thinking they were in one place but truly, they were in another.
Who is this person you might ask? Click the blue button below to find out. You will be pleasantly surprised.
Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the biggest Cinderella stories of our generation. From his humble beginnings on Growing Pains to his universally hated by all men role in Titanic. DiCaprio grew up and began to show off his formidable acting skills, making his presence known in the epic Scorsese film, The Departed. There is still one thing that has always bothered me about him, his inability to grow facial hair.
Facial hair is something we take very serious here at TCM. DiCaprio has been struggling with this his entire adult career. Never has it been more glaring than in the movie, Gangs Of New York. The movie takes place in the 1860′s when Civil War era facial hair was all the rage. It’s as if Scorsese gave everyone in the cast a month to grow out the most badass facial hair they could muster. DiCaprio along side Daniel Day-Lewis looks down right embarrassing.
Things haven’t gone much better for Leo. Take The Departed for instance:
With Shutter Island just being released, many people have been wondering if he has finally reached the age appropriateness to finally grow the proper facial hair that is required for a man. While I can tell you that the movie is in fact excellent (and not at all what the previews make it out to be) DiCaprio still comes up short in the facial hair department.
We know that great things lie ahead for this actor. But great facial hair? Only time will tell.
The Strokes put out 3 critically acclaimed albums from 2001-2006 and than disappeared into indefinite hiatus land which saw every single member (except for second guitarist, Nick Valensi) do their own solo projects. Most recently and most Strokes sounding was lead singer, Julian Casablancas’ album. Well, we finally have good news to report as the band is back in the studio recording and eying a September 2010 album release. They also have confirmed two isolated concert appearances at music festivals in the UK.
In honor of this news, we’d like to show you a music video that is a TCM favorite. It combines binge drinking and Family Feud hosted by a robust Al Borland. It’s the song, “Someday” from the Strokes 2001 debut, Is This It?
We’ve been slipping a bit and did not produce a Captain of the Month for January. And for that, we’re sorry. I think it had something to do with the extended period of Captain Flintheart, but I can’t be too sure. Anyhow for February you’re in luck because we’re making up for this mishap by paying tribute to a legendary Captain – Captain Phil Harris.
Who was Captain Phil Harris? Many of us might know him as the Captain of the Cornelia Marie on the Deadliest Catch, others simply know him as Captain Phil, and many others know him (or wanted to know him) as a friend.
This past month, Captain Phil succumbed to a stroke while off-loading crab in the Bering Strait. A TV icon, Captain, father, husband, and friend to many was lost in a matter of moments. In the Bering Strait, there is no room for error or mistakes. Having a stroke is not either, but given the conditions of Captain Phil’s work environment, the chances of survival were minimal. At sea, even the smallest ailment, such as a cold or flu, can become deadly.
While many of us hide behind our desks and computers putting in a “challenging and grueling” 8+ hour day, Captain Phil and his crew routinely work for days straight without rest. Our complaints about cold coffee and broken printers pale in comparison to working on a fishing boat in the middle of winter in the Alaskan Bering Strait where frequent storms, in-climate weather, and hardships are the norm.
When tallying up man points, who wins?
Hardcore dudes rocking out on a fishing boat in the dead of winter.
Dudes rocking the shit out of a printer in the middle of a field.
I’m throwing my lot in for Captain Phil and his crew on the Cornelia Marie.
The point I’m trying to make here is that when you think about what men are supposed to be doing, it’s definitely not sitting behind a computer all day. Captain Phil Harris gave us a glimpse into the past where men where men, they stuck to their decisions, they worked their ass off because they had to, and took everything thrown at them in stride.
When I think about sitting behind my desk, dealing with corporate bullshit, and listening to all of my complaining co-workers, I take solace in knowing I got it easy. I usually sit back for a moment, close my eyes, and think of what others like Captain Phil do for a living to put bread on their plate. It gives me a sense of determination to sack up and keep my complaints to myself. It reminds me to not be such a pussy.
Captain Phil is the last of a dying breed of men who exist in the Alaska’s of the world. Next time you decide your job is too demanding, too tough, too stressful, think of men like Captain Phil who gave his life for what he loved – crabbing on a boat and being a leader of men – all to provide for his family and for himself.
RIP Captain Phil Harris.
I would buy from this store just because of the commercial.
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Damn, I wanted that crystal butterfly.
O yea, thank you Capt. Kirk via Davey Jones’ Locker.
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