Could this be the greatest movie ever made? Check out this trailer and judge for yourself:
Citizen Kane, this is not. A true TCM movie in every sense of the word. Explosions, death defying stunt, babes, terrible dialogue, awful acting and concert footage with Wizards. What more could you really ask for?
Captain Flintheart likes his female celebrities two ways. Either fantastic looking and classy as hell like the actresses of yesteryear (more on that on a future post) or fully stocked, thick and robust. As a rule I’m not interested in ridiculously skinny girls, ESPECIALLY if you can see her ribs. In fact, you may remember I was the only TCM member to vote pro-boobs in the epic debate. I think it will be easy to see which actresses I chose fall into what category.
5. Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman isn’t hot…she’s beautiful.
Bonus Points: She starred in 3 Star Wars movies.
When I was a very young kid, the man pictured below had an “educational” tv show. His name was Slim Goodbody and he terrified me to death. In fact, he was my number one fear at the time. I would cry and beg my parents to turn it off anytime his show was on.
Seeing it now for the first time in about 25 years I feel 100% justified. This shit is creepy on a few levels here. First and foremost dudeman’s insides are on his outside and there are so many fucking things wrong with that. Not too mention he’s wearing a skin tight unitard and his package is well on display, yet somehow anatomically missing from his body suit. He looks like Richard Simmons, Bob Saget and (old school) Howie Mandell all jizzed in a cup together and gave it to some lucky female recipient who wanted to bear the ultimate 1980′s freak.
Mission-a-fucking-complished.
If there is one thing we know, it’s that Flintheart loves himself some Saved By The Bell. Well, he’s just discovered his new favorite website, Zack Morris Cell Phone. The only thing this website does is chronicle moments in episodes where the cast busts out Zack’s world famous 1990 cell phone.
Need some examples?
Ahhh, nostalgia.
Celebrate Labor Day with Alison Brie (of NBC’s Community and AMC’s Mad Men fame) and Gillian Jacobs (from Community).
Two women I would love to have labor resulting relations with… sans labor.
Martin Scorsese has put together a documentary on the Beatles dark horse, George Harrison. If it’s even half as good as his documentary on Bob Dylan we are in for some serious shit.
