I don’t think it is a surprise that Snooki has the most quotes on this list.
#10 – Snooki
“I got kicked out of Chili’s last time I was here. I had too many of these, and I got up on the bar and knocked over all the bottles of Chili’s liquor. They kicked me out for two days, until they realized who I was and brought me back. It was Sunday Funday. Where you say, ‘It’s Sunday, I’m going to get drunk.’ Is today Sunday?”
Enjoy some partial Friday nudity.
I take back everything I said about Facebook.
What jack ass with a bow tie invented this shit? I hate abbreviations anyway despite the fact that some are very useful. Their is a large portion of them that are grossly uncessary. For instance, BBQ has the exact same amount of syllables as the word ‘barbeque’ thus saving you no time by abbreviating the word and therefore defeating the purpose. Now their are abbreviations specific to the office and emails…especially blackberrys. Two of the worst offenders are “tx” or “thx’ which is suppose to mean “thanks” and also “pls” for “please”. Seriously? It saves you fucking micro seconds to type the rest of the letters out. I’d feel like such a gay lord typing that in an e-mail.
Does anyone else have any other examples of this stupid office trend?
This may not be a new or radically different idea than has been posed to America before. Then again maybe it is, by my ass is too lazy too google it. When someone is proven 100% guilty of a crime that gives them life in prison, give the guilty party the right to choose death over a lifetime in jail. This way we might not have to pay for their dumbass while they eek out a miserable existance for the next 55 years in jail…and it frees up some space. Don’t tell me it’s inhumane either. At least we’d give the person a choice. Some countries would just chop off their heads without asking questions.
Let me start by saying that Flintheart is not a big Prince fan. I respect him, but i’m not into his music. As most people know in 1993 he changed his name from Prince to an unpronounceable symbol (the “love symbol” which was a combination of the male and female symbols).
It was big news back than, but since every media outlet began referring to him as “the artist formerly known as Prince” my young self didn’t understand what was happening. I thought he had changed his name to, “The Artist”.
In retrospect as I thought about this as an adult I realized how much of an amazing fuck you move this was. The man changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol! Clearly he thought the media would be flustered discussing him and would have to print the symbol on the page or show it on tv when discussing him. This all backfired though with the artist formerly known as Prince bullshit.
TCM would still like to commend Prince for trying something so ridiculous and absurd.
If your in a situation your going through 2 sets of doors almost back to back and the person in front of you holds the door each time, is one thank you sufficent? Or do you have to thank them for each seperate door held?
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