This one developed via a disagreement with my girlfriend. We were watching a movie where I was convinced comedian Louis CK was featured in. Turns out I was wrong, it was Matt Walsh who you might know from small parts in Old School and The Hangover or perhaps the cult 1990′s TV show, The Upright Citizens Brigade.
Turns out all balding red headed men with goatees look the same. Either way they are still more attractive than Khloe Kardashian.
You all remember Voltron…I mean Power Rangers, don’t you? Last year we followed up with the Pink Ranger to see where she’s at these days. Turns out she got hotter.
Score.
This time we’re checking in with the Green Ranger to see what he’s up to.
So it appears he’s become an MMA fighter…no shocker there. What I’m more surprised by is his sweet tattoo.
Does that say “Jesus Didn’t Tap” (out)? That’s right, did you forget? Jesus is hardcore, mother fuckers.
You can go on over to the Urban Shogun to read more. Thanks to Doug for sending this our way.
About a year ago TCM reported that The Strokes had returned to the studio for the first time in 5 years ago to begin work on the follow up album to 2006′s, First Impressions Of Earth. Music from those sessions are finally being heard on the band’s first single, “Under Cover Of Darkness”.
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The new album, Angles is due out March 22. It’s like having an old drinking buddy miraculously show up again.
I’m pretty sure this album cover should either be on the front of a trapper keeper or it’s an artist interpretation of a level from the Nintendo game Marble Madness.
It’s winter time.
Winter is a bitch, but 2010-2011 has been particularly shitty all over the United States. TCM would like to present you with 3 tips on how not to be a bigger asshole thank you already are this winter and save yourself from being murdered by Captain Flintheart.
1. After a snow storm clean off the top of your car. I understand if you have a van or can’t reach the top of the vehicle. Other than that you have no excuse. I can’t stand driving behind someones car that has a snow mohawk and it’s flying off their roof onto my windshield. If I’m going to die driving it damn well better be due to my own negligence.
2. If you have to park in the street during a snow storm and your car gets plowed in over night, shovel the damn thing out. This doesn’t even effect me but it infuriates the living shit out of me. I can’t stand watching some idiot try to drive over feet of firmly packed plowed snow for 20 minutes and get stuck when it would have taken them 6 minutes to shovel out of all the snow. Don’t be an idiot. Buy a shovel if you live in the North East, you will use it.
3. Don’t walk in the street. I understand if things are messy and your on a desolate street. However, when sidewalks are shoveled and your on a main road you have no excuse. Don’t you understand in bad conditions drivers don’t always have the best control over their vehicles? We don’t want to slam on the breaks and skid into your dumb ass or another car because you felt like walking in the road.
Yea, I know that I have a lot of pet peeves but this winter is slowly moving these up the list. Oh yea, and if you happen to have car trouble or get stuck, the captains ain’t helping you unless you look like this.
Workaholic, Jack White disbanded his flagship group, the White Stripes. Unfortunately, this seems to have been in the cards for awhile do to their self imposing limits of only having two bands members and minimal overdubbing (along with no more than three instruments appearing per song). Simply put the band ran it’s course.
My biggest disappointment is not getting to see them live. I had tickets to see them on their Canadian tour that became the album, Under The Great Northern Lights in the Summer of 2007 but had to have an emergency appendectomy on the 4th of July. However, I have been fortunate enough to see his other band, The Raconteurs play twice and Jack White proved himself as being one of the only true “guitar heroes” of our generation and by far the most violent guitarist I’ve ever seen.
The good news is we can likely look forward to yet another band formed by White full of band members that look just like him.
The bad news is we probably won’t ever get to see Meg White’s big old titties flopping around the drum kit like a fish out of water ever again.
Still reelin’ from all that coke and partying with Eddie Murphy? Well, TCM is back to offer you up another ridiculous classic. The late 80′s/early 90′s was an easier time to be alive. Back when rap was new, exciting and significantly less life threatening. Ah yes, the good old days…and this is no different. What we have here is the classic, “Bust A Move” by Young MC. Look for a cameo around the 2:00 mark by Red Hot Chili Peppers funk guru, Flea laying down another sick bass line while wearing pants made completely out of stuffed animals. Couldn’t make that shit up if I tried.
