If your in a situation your going through 2 sets of doors almost back to back and the person in front of you holds the door each time, is one thank you sufficent? Or do you have to thank them for each seperate door held?
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People don’t care about the Olympics anymore and why should they unless we are competing against a communist or former communist country? Well I’ve got a way to change all that: Interstate Olympics. Why not have all 50 states compete against each other for supremacy across the United States? Throw in the standards like Baseball…is Illinois better than Montana? We can finally include Football in the Olympics now Why stop there on “generic” American sports? Toss in shit like Ice Fishing and
Human Deer Hunting, hick ass states now have a chance to shine. Ramp it up for 21st century appeal and give rich wives credit cards for shopping sprees and see who bankrupts their husbands first (New York, New Jersey, and California got that shit locked down).
This will promote State pride and healthy competition. It might further heat up North and South rivalry. This will also give the South the opportunity (in a non violent way) for a rematch against the North for the events of the Civil War.
Interstate Olympics 2012. Let’s make this shit happen.
One of my favorite baseball stories ever involves Doc Ellis pitching a no hitter on LSD in 1970. This video uses real interview audio with psychadelic animation to paint us a picture of Ellis’ experience.
I fucking love that this actually happened.
Big thanks to JT for sending us this video.
Most of you already know how the Captains feel about Facebook. If you want to post a bunch of almost naked photos of yourself far be it for us to try and stop you. However, don’t get pissed when people think your a slore or the fact that you have creepy people ogling your photos. Another thing, it’s not cool to post pictures of you drinking, nor is it attractive to the opposite sex. Once you get out of college (hopefully) you will realize that.
Please do not post 246 pictures from a single night you and your 2 friends making a bunch of stupid faces over and over again. Why do teenage girls sit in their house taking pictures of themselves making a pouty face a trillion times then take 30 more in the car doing the same thing? It’s fucking stupid. Is this what passes for fun these days for kids? It’s fucking retarded.
And another thing ladies. Guys know that when you put your hand on your hip in a picture it’s so you can appear thinner. Give it up.
That is all.
Yea, so the guy at :40 seconds into the video got a rod when he was taking a picture with Alaska’s finest.
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Most of you reading this have never heard of the movie, Out Of The Past and are wondering why the hell I’m doing a list of the top ten quotes from it. That’s a fair a question. 1947′s Out Of The Past, is one of the definitive Film Noirs. Don’t know what that means? Look that shit up. A favorite of Flintheart, it is considered to be the greatest B-Movie ever made. I’ll spare you the majority of the details, but pot head and certified badass, Robert Mitchum stars as Jeff Bailey, a private detective hired to find shady business mogul Whit Sterling’s (Kirk Douglas) woman Kathie. It appears that Kathie unloaded her gun on Whit and fled the country with his cash. Mostly told through flashbacks, what follows is a series of double crosses, murders and revenge, anchored by some of the most misogynistic one liners ever uttered in a film. What makes the film though, is Mitchum as the laconic loaner, clearly stoned and never breaking a sweat or his stride no matter what.
Kathie Moffat: I’m sorry he didn’t die.
Jeff Bailey: Give him time.
Kathie Moffat: Don’t you see you’ve only me to make deals with now?
Jeff Bailey: Build my gallows high, baby.
Jeff Bailey: Let’s go down to the bar. You can cool off while we try to impress each other.
Whit Sterling: You’re gonna take the rap and play along. You’re gonna make every exact move I tell you. If you don’t, I’ll kill you. And I’ll promise you one thing: it won’t be quick. I’ll break you first. You won’t be able to answer a telephone or open a door without thinking, ‘This is it.’ And it when it comes, it still won’t be quick. And it won’t be pretty. You can take your choice.
[Petey and Jeff watch Meta walking away]
Jeff Bailey: Awfully cold around the heart.
Kathie Moffat: Oh, Jeff, I don’t want to die!
Jeff Bailey: Neither do I, baby, but if I have to I’m gonna die last.
Ann Miller: She can’t be all bad. No one is.
Jeff Bailey Well, she comes the closest.
Kathie Moffat: Oh Jeff, you ought to have killed me for what I did a moment ago.
Jeff Bailey: [dryly] There’s time.
Jeff Bailey: You can never help anything, can you? You’re like a leaf that the wind blows from one gutter to another.
Kathie Moffat: Can’t you even feel sorry for me?
Jeff Bailey: I’m not going to try.
Kathie Moffat: Jeff…
Jeff Bailey: Just get out, will you? I have to sleep in this room.
Pearl Jam has just announced that they too are jumping on the video game wagon by readying Pearl Jam: Rock Band. Regardless of the band, the Rock Band video game series is always fun. It’s just extra sweeter when it’s actually a band you truly enjoy. However, Pearl Jam is uping the ante. This time around instead of picking from the bands studio output they are using live concert versions from their 19+ years of touring. The best part is you get to vote which versions of the songs end up in the video game.
Get your vote on, by clicking here.
Thanks to JT for tipping us off.
In Part 1, Cinemassacre’s James Rolfe showed us why the original trilogy is so beloved by millions. In the follow up segment he details the shitfest that was the 3 prequel movies and all the alterations and sins George Lucas comitted when he re-released the trilogy again…and again and again.