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Sep212011

Proof That Michael Jackson Jokes Never Get Old

MJ Proof That Michael Jackson Jokes Never Get Old

Thanks to Brendo for sending this along.



Mar162011

An afternoon with Captain Flintheart

Captain Flintheart loves his music, movies, Star Wars, anything AIDs related, and of course his primary colors. What?

I spent some time during our hiatus hanging out with some of the Captain’s. We talked about life, the web site, sniffed a whole lot of paint, and took up some of each others hobbies. (Side note: the reason Captain Warbucks doesn’t post much any more because we were all shocked to learn that gay is his side hobby.)

On a blustery winter morning, I went over to Flintheart’s and he asked if I wanted to paint with him. Well, sure I said because painting is pretty cool. I’ve always had an appreciation for Bob Ross (you know, the guy on PBS with the huge fro), so I was down.

When we got his “studio” I was surprised to find the man had literally thousands of coloring books compiled and filed around the room based on the prevalence of the books primary colors. I was thrown, but what the fuck. The paint was kicking in so I went to work.

bobflintheart An afternoon with Captain Flintheart

Here’s the finished product. He was proud that he stayed within the lines so we were able to eat some cookies after this project was completed.

This whole experience explained a lot about our friend Captain Flintheart. I’m glad I walked a day in his shoes and learned of his passion for “painting.”



Sep172010

25 gif’s for Friday!

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Jul302010

The Greatest Ultimate Frisbee Catch Ever

Did anyone know there’s an Ultimate Frisbee league? I didn’t. But, I’m quite okay with that if I get to see ridiculous shit like this every once in a while…

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Jul272010

Even pigeons don’t like Kings of Leon anymore.

My thoughts on Kings of Leon have been covered here before, but this is worth an update.

The Followill boys had to cut their St. Louis concert at the Verizon Ampitheatre short because pigeons were shitting on them from their scaffolding. All KOL fans that detested their fourth (and latest) album have to be slightly jealous. Right after they (barely) finish “Taper Jean Girl” they get the fuck out of there, it’s actually slightly humorous.

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On a related note, how fucking hard is it to just get rid of pigeons from the scaffolding?



Jul232010

Leroy

I’ve never been more pleased to introduce a new segment on TCM than I am today. What we have here is, Leroy. Leroy is a persona invented for prank calls and exclusive to The Captains Memos. In this particular case it involves a credit card company trying to track down its client to pay back his amassed debt. Except when they call his phone number, they get Leroy instead…

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Jul202010

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Came across this story on gawker.com

Coming in at a staggering 38MMM cup size, Sheyla Hershey has the world’s largest breasts. With over 30 breast augmentations to her name, this Houston resident certainly gives the Texas motto “everything’s bigger in Texas” added weight.

Anyways, after her latest surgery (she had to get it done in Brazil…that’s probably the first sign in which you shouldn’t be having any kind of surgery), Miss Hershey has contracted a staph infection and doctors have had to remove all of her implants. It is now being reported they might have to chop off her tit entirely. This is certainly sad news, and everyone hopes that she’ll be fine….But, you know what? Excess is evil. Even when it comes to titties.

sheylahershey This is why we can’t have nice things.

Added note: I just found out that she had 2 ribs removed to look more like Dolly Parton. Wow. Just wow.



Jul82010

Rainbows, and not the gay kind (maybe).

Jimmy Kimmel tweeted this the other day, and my god was it fantastic.

This dude films a “double rainbow” from his front yard and FREAKS THE FUCK OUT.

At the 1:00 mark  and the 2:00 mark he starts to cry. At one point he asks, obviously to no one in particular, “What does this all mean?”  Funny you ask, you fucking weirdo. Here’s the answer:

”Secondary rainbows are caused by a double reflection of sunlight inside the raindrops, and appear at an angle of 50°–53° ”

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