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Treasure Chest for the Books Category


Jul222010

Christmas in July.

I write to you today, TCM readers, to inform you that Santa came through the Warbucks establishment and dropped off a big-ass book.*

If you’re a football fan, casual or hardcore, it is entirely mind-blowing to read the Almanac every year. The geniuses over at Football Outsiders continue to bang out ‘innovative statistics and intelligent analysis’ on a yearly basis, and this year I bring the delights to everyone that isn’t me.
FOA10 155 Christmas in July.

The brain-child of Aaron Schatz, Football Outsiders was orginally published in book form under the name Football Propectus and billed as a sister publication to the well-known Baseball Prospectus. They provide in-depth analysis on every team in the NFL including projections for mean wins, playoff contenders and fantasy-based statistics. But unlike most football sites and publications, Football Outsiders uses metrics I’m almost positive you never knew existed. Ever heard of Defense-adjusted Value Over Average (DVOA)? How about Adjusted Line Yards (ALY)? What about Sack Rate? Success Rate? Buy this shit, and learn all about it.

The Football Outsiders Almanac can be purchased for thirty bucks at www.footballoutsiders.com

*And by book I mean PDF version of the Football Outsiders 2010 Almanac



Jun152010

Romance Novels?

We are not strangers to romance novels, at TCM. Captain Yar gave us an in depth review of the novel, Pleasuring A Pirate. While I won’t go into great detail on this book, I saw it with a stack of other books and it’s 1990′s Melrose Place cover stood out to me. So much sexual tension (and lack of side burns) conveyed in a single picture:

Romance Novel1 Romance Novels?

 As I looked closer at the cover, something struck my eye. It’s not that this is an “Intimate Moments” book, but just the phrase, “the bodyguard in her bed” to me is absolutely hilarious. I’m not really sure why, but it’s fucking funny.

Romance2 Romance Novels?

Let’s end this on a real life Amazon.com, 4 Star Review:

5 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A VERY GOOD READ, October 9, 1999
By A Customer
This review is from: Keeping Annie Safe (Paperback)

KEEPING ANNIE SAFE is a wonderful story revolving two very strong-willed people. The passion that ignites between the two and the danger involved will keep you on the edge of your seat and ready to jump into a cold shower. It’s a book worthy of your time and money.



Feb12010

J.D. Salinger Is Dead

salinger1 J.D. Salinger Is Dead

As many of you undoubtedly have heard, famous Catcher In The Rye author, J.D. Salinger died last Thursday at the age of 91. This presents very conflicted emotions for me, because I was both elated and also saddened when I heard the news. On one hand, the author has written one of the seminal books of the 20th century portraying teenage angst and confusion in a way I’ve never seen equaled. In fact, Catcher In The Rye’s beauty somehow only magnifies the older you become (the book has the distinct honor of being one of two books I’ve read multiple times and will continue to do so).

On the other hand, the author has not published since 1965. Actually, Catcher In The Rye is the only true book he released. His entire anthologized published output amounts to 4 short novellas spread out across 2 books and a collection of 9 short stories. Countless other short stories were published in the leading magazines of the 1940′s and 50′s but never collected.

Salinger’s death has been something I’ve been eagerly awaiting and excited about for years. Starting in the 1960′s he became America’s most fascinating recluse, moving to the remote town of Cornish, New Hampshire. Periodically emerging from the house for groceries and to scare off teenagers pilgrimaging to see him. The legend goes that he continued to write daily without publishing, simply because he loved the act of doing so. He was sick of dealing with critics, publishers and the general public. His daughter wrote a memoir a few years back saying that he had stacks of manuscripts ear marked for when he died to, “publish as is”, “edit before publishing” etc. I’m positive his estate will go through with this and take advantage of a tremendous cash cow.

This whole situation is fascinating to me. It’s like if the Beatles had stopped making records in 1966 with Revolver and had stopped touring, but continued to record albums and just chose not to release them. Then when John Lennon died they released Sgt. Peppers and the White Album and the rest of the catalog.

This all presents very exciting possibilities. I mourn your death J.D. Salinger, but I look forward to appreciating your work both old and new for years to come.

“I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it’ll say ‘Holden Caulfield’ on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it’ll say ‘Fuck you.’ I’m positive, in fact”

-Catcher In The Rye (1951)



Nov92009

Book Depression

I like to read, but given my very short attention span my reading has been limited to short Internet articles, magazines, and emails. I try reading books and have found that it usually takes me a few months to complete your average 300-page novel or non-fiction.

In the course of that few months, I tend to start reading, then take about a month or two off from the book only go back to it and finish it as fast as I can. I don’t what’s wrong with me. Maybe the rough boring patch of the book weighs on me and I can’t continue. Whatever the case is, I’ve recently come across another phenomenon I’ve been experiencing whenever I actually finish a book and have decided to call it “Book Depression.”

Book Depression is when you finish a book and you’re actually depressed that it’s over with. You’re not depressed because of the story turned sour or things didn’t turn out like you thought they would, you’re depressed because you just finished the book.

This has happened to me for like my fifth consecutive book that I read. I just finished Ketchum’s Saratoga (an essential read for anyone who’s interested in the Revolutionary War). Last night after finishing the book I felt a sense of accomplishment for about 20 minutes – and then I just wanted to read more. I was hoping for a missing chapter in the book or something. I don’t get it because I just finished a 447 page book and thought I was short changed.

I was thinking about it today at work and realized the reason I have an attachment to books is because they take me so damn long to read. I actually grew old with the book. When I first started Saratoga, I was on a beach in the summer reading it. Now I’m getting ready to freeze my balls off.

Does this happen to anyone else? It seems a bit odd and the longer I think about it, the more I think I may need some ritalin to help me get through some of these books faster so I can reduce my attachment. Anyone else care to chime in on the so-called “book depression” phenomenon?

On a side note, the book was phenomenal. I suggest you pick it up if you have the chance.



Oct262009

Chuck Klosterman Has A New Book

Klosterman Chuck Klosterman Has A New Book

I realize your first question is most likely who is Chuck Klosterman? The 2nd is what exactly is a “book” and what can I do with it?

Websters defines book as:

–noun

1. a written or printed work of fiction or nonfiction, usually on sheets of paper fastened or bound together within covers.

As for Mr. Klosterman the answer is more complex. Klosterman has 5 previous books out, most dealing with pop culture, music, and sports (this is the simplified answer). Fans of ESPN’s Bill Simmons may already be familiar with him as he is a quasi frequent guest on his B.S. Report podcasts. You can listen to the most recent two part podcast (10/21/2009) with Chuck Klosterman by clicking here.

Klosterman’s newest book of essays entitled “Eating The Dinosaur” is available in stores now. This book is recommended for people who have a brain (and know how to use it) and people with a good sense of humor.

Morons need not apply.



Oct192009

Choose Your Own Adventure (For Adults)

Captain Kirk awhile back proposed the idea to make the Bible a *choose your own adventure book, to increase its readability. I have to admit, he might have been on to something.

TCM reader, Illz has made his contribution to the series, crafting a story in that style we all loved as kids in a new adult themed way. (“Adult” doesn’t mean it’s highlighting the sexual life of Captain Polish, but it’s definitely not for kids).

What’s most amazing about this is the tone of the story, clearly Illz has done his homework. You can click here to read the intro. I was lucky enough to read the next section(s) and let me tell you, it gets even better.

*Choose Your Own Adventure books were part of every kid’s reading diet in the late 80′s/early 90′s besides their officially titled series their were also a tons of knock offs. This included a Nintendo series and I’ve also even seen an Indiana Jones Choose Your Own Adventure book.



Aug262009

Books Not For Pussies (aka Required Reading)

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William Burroughs first book, “Junky” was a revelation to me when I read it. This is a man who was both highly educated and rich but took jobs bar tending in seedy NYC bars in the 1940′s just so he could interact with shady characters and experience the city’s dark underbelly.

An autobiography, it covers a time in Burroughs life where he became addicted to morphine and chronicles his attempts to eventually live without it, but more importantly how to get it by any means necessary. This involves stealing money off passed out drunk people on the subways and forging doctor’s prescriptions.

Sound familiar? In an earlier review, I wrote about the book, “You Can’t Win”, by Jack Black. This is a book Burroughs memorized by heart and even wrote the forward to in later editions.

Remember that book, “A Million Little Pieces” by James Frey that came out a few years ago? Well this is a lot like that, except it’s good and it actually happened.

You can purchase said book, here Books Not For Pussies (aka Required Reading).



Aug212009

Authors Who Could Kick Your Ass

Hemingway Authors Who Could Kick Your Ass

In this inaugural edition, TCM would like to highlight author, Ernest Hemingway. For those of you who don’t know Hemingway, he was about as manly as they come. Standing out is a particularly difficult feat considering he came from the first half of the twentieth century when real men were still plentiful.

Why would he be able to kick my ass you might ask? For the following reasons of course.

-Served in WWI as an ambulance driver and had part of his leg blown off becoming the first American to be injured in Italy during the war

-Was a functioning alcoholic

-An avid fisherman, he moved to Cuba where the fishing was much more bountiful. Judging by the above picture, apparently he fished with a gun

-Grandfather was a Civil War vet

-For excitement/writing material, Hemingway joined as a correspondent during the Spanish Civil War

-Served in the Navy during WWII

-He took two safari’s in his life time (one during the great depression) to hunt big game in Africa. He made sure he used the same native guide that Teddy Roosevelt used

Hemingway Authors Who Could Kick Your Ass

-An aficionado of both Boxing and Bull Fighting (which he won two awards for)

-Committed suicide by shooting his head off with a Shotgun (eat your heart out Kurt Cobain!)

If your not familliar with his written work, do yourself a favor and check out A Farewell To Arms Authors Who Could Kick Your Ass or The Sun Also Rises Authors Who Could Kick Your Ass. You won’t be disappointed.


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