This is directed to those of you who make big unnecessarily complicated specialty orders at fast food/service establishments…give it a rest. These poor kids behind the counter are slaving away for pennies and taking abuse all day. Don’t go to McDonald’s and ask for a cheeseburger without cheese, onions, pickles, a wheat bun untoasted, mustard but not ketchup and your drink has to be unsweetened ice tea with only 1/3 of the glass filled with ice. Just give it a rest…suck it up and deal. It never killed anyone to remove their own pickles (with the exception of those with pickle allergies).

The Starbucks crowd is the absolute worst. I need coffee in the early morning to function and get myself through the ridiculous work day in my office. I am graced with having a Starbucks minutes away from my place of business.  Well, as you can imagine at 8AM their is a line chuck full of people itching for their caffeine fix. I try to get there with ample time because I know it will a bit.  For 95% of the crowd ordering coffee or pastries this isn’t an issue. But for the one or two jerks who have to order a decaf mocha chino frappe made with soy milk, crushed ice, non fat cool whip, carmel glazed with crushed almonds a dash of cinnamon and a biodegradable straw that takes 12 minutes to make.

Worse yet, the one I go to has a bakery attached that is not affiliated with Starbucks so they have weird shit you can’t get at a regular Starbucks. It never fails, someone also orders these crazy fruit juice “protein” smoothies that take fucking forever to make. Seriously, eat my ass. All I’m asking for is a medium regular coffee and I have to wait for this jack off ordering a stupid jack off specialty drink.

Do us all a favor and stop holding everyone one.