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		<title>The Happy Chop!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does anyone else feel like having sex with men after this? Oh, and completely ignore the fact that this is a 100% rip-off of the Slap Chop.]]></description>
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		<title>A History of Quiznos Advertisements</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have never had a Quiznos sub before, then I feel bad for you. They are sandwiches that are ever delicious and smell excellent coming out of their infamous toasting oven conveyor belt. Kind of like a Leprechaun cooking bacon. Yes&#8230;exactly that. So, if you haven&#8217;t had one I suggest getting one or Captain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Plea</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 12:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is directed to those of you who make big unnecessarily complicated specialty orders at fast food/service establishments&#8230;give it a rest. These poor kids behind the counter are slaving away for pennies and taking abuse all day. Don&#8217;t go to McDonald&#8217;s and ask for a cheeseburger without cheese, onions, pickles, a wheat bun untoasted, mustard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They Do Exist</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pulp Fiction]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I took this at a McDonald&#8217;s in France for some sweet, sweet proof of the Royale with Cheese.]]></description>
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		<title>How to win a free meal when dining with friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simple, eat a cup of gravy: It worked for me, but it ended up dominated my stomach later that night. Nonetheless my dinner was bought for me and at quite a price&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Return Of The Selleck Waterfall Sandwhich</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s back. What every 50-year old fat woman and Captain Flintheart dream about, Tom Selleck, flowing waterfalls, and classic sandwiches. Honestly, can you ever really have enough of that brilliant trifecta? and&#8230; and of course&#8230; I have no clue why there is a site built for this purpose, but somewhere someone is rejoicing right now (and it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Selleck Waterfall Sandwich</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is all. Tom Selleck, a waterfall and a sandwich. That is all this site has to offer. You have a problem with that&#8230;go take it up with Magnum PI. O yea, this site has a pretty dope theme song as well. Check that shit out. Don&#8217;t be jealous because Tom Selleck gets to hang [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sad Day for Humanity</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 01:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tacos]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is a sad day for humanity. The founder of Taco Bell, Glen Bell, has passed away. I never knew the man personally, but he definitely brought us the single greatest fast food restaurant in the world. Let me explain: You can argue for days as to who is better (McDonalds, Subway, Burger King, Dunkin [...]]]></description>
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