Ah, the good ol’ days. Sitting on your smelly, alcohol infused couch up at school watching re-runs of Jeopardy trying to guess the questions but not even coming close to the proper answers.
“Sometimes considered America’s hat.”
“What is Mexico.”
“No, I’m sorry. That would be correct if we asked, ‘sometimes considered America’s stinky penis.’”
What? You didn’t do that? Oh, well I’m sure you have all seen an episode or 2 of Jeopardy before. There is a time during the show when Alex Trebek introduces and interviews the contestants. This website is exactly like that, but fake. They have come up with some golden interview introductions, some of which I have actually been asked before. Very much like these:
“I read that you recently held a seance to communicate with your dead cat. Tell me, Edith, what did Sir Fluffyface have to say from beyond the grave?”
“Ben, I hear your kids have a hilarious nickname for your wooden leg.”
“Tony, your wife tells us you sit down to pee.”
“It says here that Dayton, Ohio resident Mark Shields adds a “special ingredient” to Kraft macaroni and cheese, much to the delight of his family. Mark?”
“And here we have a story about a duck, a couch and some roller skates. Brenda?”
