IGN released this super badass trailer for the super bad ass movie Machete staring my man, Danny Trejo. Check it out essay.
If you look fast enough, I think Linsday “Too Much Of A Pussy To Stay In Jail For Her Entire Sentence” Lohan’s titties make an appearance. You be the judge.
In Part 1, Cinemassacre’s James Rolfe showed us why the original trilogy is so beloved by millions. In the follow up segment he details the shitfest that was the 3 prequel movies and all the alterations and sins George Lucas comitted when he re-released the trilogy again…and again and again.
Cinemassacre has brought us previous videos counting down The Top 20 Urkel Moments and the Top Ten Baddest Bad Guys. This time they are bringing us an overview of the original Star Wars trilogy. I don’t think it’s hard to tell that TCM is a fan of Star Wars. This video accurately sums up the reasons why I enjoy it so much, not to mention dissecting Lucas & Spielberg’s influences and inspirations that made it into the film series.
A reader of this blog (who will go unmentioned) told me that they never really watched any Chris Farley movies growing up nor did they think he was funny. Blasphemy. Farley to me was a god growing up. His SNL clips and bit parts in movies were downright hilarious. While Will Ferrell has taken over for Farley after his untimely, stripper and coke-binged death in 1997, I feel like the man isn’t getting his due anymore. TCM is going to fix that by throwing up some essential Farley clips from his glory days.
Enjoy.
Hollywood has grown increasingly fat and lazy just like George Lucas. I know this is nothing new, since we live in an era of countless sequels, spin offs and remakes. I’ve already succumbed to the fact that about 5 good movies get made a year (if we’re lucky). But, what’s really been pissing me off is the severe raping of my childhood by Hollywood for ideas for the last half of the decade or so.
It seems their way of thinking is that if something was popular once (i.e. the 1980′s) it is ripe for reinvention and will become popular again. All I know is that they’ve already capitalized on Transformers, G. I. Joe, the A-Team, Karate Kid, a Voltron movie is in the works, a Thundercats CGI movie was scrapped AND I know i’m missing a shit ton. When does it end? We’re not buying into the “nostalgia” cash in, Hollywood. This is coming from a Captain whose posts are based in nostalgia 75% of the time.
What is unforgivable though is the impending release of a live action/CGI Smurfs movie. Re-read that again. A live action/CGI Smurfs movie. Yup, just like Avatar. Not only that, but it’s planned to be a trilogy. It gets better though. Katy Perry will star as Smurfette and Hank Azaria as Gargamel. We’ve just sunk to an all new low.
Seriously, What.The.Fuck?
What’s next a live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Duck Tales movie? A reboot of Saved By The Bell as a movie? Stop being so fucking pathetic, Hollywood. Grow some balls.
“On April 17, 2010 Margera told the Artisan News Service the movie was 70% done and half the crew had been to the hospital with Margera having three broken ribs and a broken shoulder and a twisted ankle as we speak. One of the stunts Bam Margera stated he intended to film was entitled “The Worst Wake-up in the World” in which himself and Ryan Dunn would wake up Bam’s fellow friend Brandon Novak with “Defibrillators, then urinate onto his face, throw flour on him to cake the urine, punch him in each eye, and then release six vampire bats into the room, and lock the door.”
I wouldn’t bet against the these guys making another masterpiece. The Jackass crew crew seems to top themselves every time out and they are true entertainers. There will be pain. There will be nutsacks and taints. One more movie feels just about right anyway. The studio is expecting an October release for the film and all signs are looking good so far.
“According to Deadline.com, a stunt called “The Heli-cockter” has also been filmed and shown to Paramount executives in its 3D format to green light the project. Chris Pontius tethered a remote control-operated helicopter from his penis, and grinned whilst he swung it around.” So says Wikipedia.
This will be the best 3D movie of the year.
Originally by Captain Fuerza.
Some of the coolest homes you have ever seen are in your favorite TV shows or movies. Unless your favorite shows and movies involve homeless people…then my friend you shit out of luck. Fortunately for TV and film, the only thing holding back what house a character lives in, is the imagination. Some imaginations do great things. Here are several places, in no particular order, which I would like to inhabit. Mind you there are tons of TV and movie places I would like to live…these are just a few for all you critics out there.
The Clampett Estate – Beverly Hills, CA
As Seen In: Beverly Hillbillies
Estimated Purchase Cost: $8,173,500
Why I would live in it: This is an awesome mansion even if it was considered modern back in the 60s. Jed Clampett shot into the ground and struck oil. So what did that redneck do? Bought this ballin’ ass estate. I would live here because of the awesome landscape that comes along with the house and when I mean awesome landscape I’m really talking about Elly May Clampett and her fine ass self (1960s Elly May of course). It also doesn’t hurt to have a shotgun totin’ granny on premise as your head of security.
Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the biggest Cinderella stories of our generation. From his humble beginnings on Growing Pains to his universally hated by all men role in Titanic. DiCaprio grew up and began to show off his formidable acting skills, making his presence known in the epic Scorsese film, The Departed. There is still one thing that has always bothered me about him, his inability to grow facial hair.
Facial hair is something we take very serious here at TCM. DiCaprio has been struggling with this his entire adult career. Never has it been more glaring than in the movie, Gangs Of New York. The movie takes place in the 1860′s when Civil War era facial hair was all the rage. It’s as if Scorsese gave everyone in the cast a month to grow out the most badass facial hair they could muster. DiCaprio along side Daniel Day-Lewis looks down right embarrassing.
Things haven’t gone much better for Leo. Take The Departed for instance:
With Shutter Island just being released, many people have been wondering if he has finally reached the age appropriateness to finally grow the proper facial hair that is required for a man. While I can tell you that the movie is in fact excellent (and not at all what the previews make it out to be) DiCaprio still comes up short in the facial hair department.
We know that great things lie ahead for this actor. But great facial hair? Only time will tell.
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