Could this be the greatest movie ever made? Check out this trailer and judge for yourself:
Citizen Kane, this is not. A true TCM movie in every sense of the word. Explosions, death defying stunt, babes, terrible dialogue, awful acting and concert footage with Wizards. What more could you really ask for?
Martin Scorsese has put together a documentary on the Beatles dark horse, George Harrison. If it’s even half as good as his documentary on Bob Dylan we are in for some serious shit.
If Brokeback To The Future wasn’t enough to solidify the love affair between Michael J. Fox and Doc Brown, this video will settle any argument. These are outtakes from the Peter Jackson movie, The Frighteners from 1996. Apparently, Michael J. is having some serious Back To The Future flashbacks and possibly excising some deep rooted sexual demons.
Poor guy. You know he wakes up at night in cold sweats screaming for Doc…or at least for Biff Tannen to record his voice mail message.
In case you didn’t get the gist of the film from the trailer, it is a rogue tire named Robert that has telekinesis powers which allows him the ability to make people’s heads explode. And yes, it’s real.
There were two major stories in the news this week pertaining to Hollywood. The first was the Oscars which I found to be incredibly useful as a sleep aid on Sunday night with the exception of that wonderful lunatic Kirk Douglas. It was so awkward and wonderful that I just couldn’t look away, even though I felt I should. I kept thinking to myself that we were all watching someone die on stage. And I mean that literally, not figuratively. I half expected that I would see him in the “For those we lost” montage they have at the end of the show each year. The second major story in the news this week is the other wonderful lunatic in Hollywood, Charlie Sheen. I can’t say enough about how much I love this guy. I just think that it’s fantastic that for once we can see a star being completely honest about his life. I mean he isn’t saying anything that we the public don’t already know to be true. He is rich, his life is awesome and better than ours will ever be, he loves drugs and porn stars, both of which he can afford and he is fucking awesome. Name one thing about that that isn’t true or isn’t what you would be doing/thinking if you had several million dollars in the bank. Many people are appalled, but I think fuck yes! We should look up to this guy. When most of us see a porno we just crank one out and then move on. Charlie says fuck that, I’m gonna call this whore and make her reenact this scene with me. Then I am going to do some blow and watch Jaws on my huge fucking yacht. Fuck yes!
Let’s see. Hot chicks kicking ass? Check. A shit load of guns, swords and explosions? Check. The guy directing this is the same guy who directed 300? Super check. Yes, all of that contained and more in a new movie titled, Sucker Punch.
If you haven’t seen this trailer already then watch. And if you have, I’m sure you’ll watch it again.
I just made your effin’ day.
Since our last post on Farley got a shit load of comments, we feel that this series is definitely vindicated and should continue just as strong as other popular ones. Not to get all James Lipton describing this scene, but Farley’s character, the bus driver, is helping Billy Madison study for his test to pass high school (it’s a Sandler movie – dumb plots are to be expected):
I’ve been rocking “that is correct” at work for a while now complete WITH the taking off the shirt and no one has yet to pick up on it. Weird.
This post is dedicated to frequent reader and commenter Nora who loves Chris Farley so much she wanted to see those glorious nipples.
