Treasure Chest for the ‘Music’ Category


Music, Women
Aug252010

Scientific reasoning as to why Ke$ha looks like a stupid whore.

First let me start out that she looks like a retarded super slutastic version of Taylor Swift. With that said, I must ask this: Why does it always look like she literally just got finished filming a video for “Gag On My Cock”.

kesha Scientific reasoning as to why Ke$ha looks like a stupid whore.

We would like to break down as to why Ke$ha looks like a stupid whore. We will be using the mysterious powers of scientific arguments to do so.

Theory One
Scientific Idea
The main idea in this theory is that Ke$ha looks like a stupid whore.

Expectations
That Ke$ha truly is a stupid whore.

Observations
Upon viewing the subject in her natural habitat, we noticed that she was having a talk with some guy. After a few minutes, she kicked him to the curb because he didn’t look like Mick Jagger. We realized that she may not be a stupid whore after all. But, after a serious thinking session, we finally came to this conclusion.

Conclusion
We weren’t at first 100% sure that Ke$ha knows what Mick Jagger looks like. Many of us know Mick as a walking, talking skeleton. Since her and Mick Jagger are in the music business together, she must know and/or have crossed his path at least once. If she still wants to get boned by that bag o’ bones, then that for sure makes her a stupid whore. So therefore if you are a stupid whore then you most certainly must look like a stupid whore.

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If I had known then what I know now, Music
Aug92010

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

Let me start by saying that Flintheart is not a big Prince fan. I respect him, but i’m not into his music. As most people know in 1993 he changed his name from Prince to an unpronounceable symbol (the “love symbol” which was a combination of the male and female symbols).

PRINCE The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

It was big news back than, but since every media outlet began referring to him as “the artist formerly known as Prince” my young self didn’t understand what was happening. I thought he had changed his name to, “The Artist”.

In retrospect as I thought about this as an adult I realized how much of an amazing fuck you move this was. The man changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol! Clearly he thought the media would be flustered discussing him and would have to print the symbol on the page or show it on tv when discussing him. This all backfired though with the artist formerly known as Prince bullshit.

TCM would still like to commend Prince for trying something so ridiculous and absurd.


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Music, Video Games
Jul292010

Pearl Jam: Rock Band

PJ Pearl Jam: Rock Band

Pearl Jam has just announced that they too are jumping on the video game wagon by readying Pearl Jam: Rock Band. Regardless of the band, the Rock Band video game series is always fun. It’s just extra sweeter when it’s actually a band you truly enjoy. However, Pearl Jam is uping the ante. This time around instead of picking from the bands studio output they are using live concert versions from their 19+ years of touring. The best part is you get to vote which versions of the songs end up in the video game.

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Thanks to JT for tipping us off.


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Forgotten Song, Music, Video
Jul202010

Forgotten Song Of The Moment

Our last entry in the series brought you the Eddie Murphy classic, “Party All The Time“. Today we are going to up the ante with a mid 1990′s hit by the Presidents Of The United States Of America. The song of course is “Peaches”, which is both absurd and catchy but somehow still good and the music video is just bizarre. Either way it’s a classic slice of the waning years of MTV before it bottomed out.

Amazingly, “Peaches” was nominated for a Grammy.


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Music, Video
Jul42010

Sweet, Sweet Freedom

What better way to celebrate Independence Day than by watching Hasselhoff rock out in Germany after the Berlin Wall came down?

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Everyone can use a little more Hasselhoff in their life.


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Music
Jul22010

Hidden Messages In Songs

I’m not talking about play the record backwards and you can hear messages on Judas Priest songs about Rob Halford’s S&M fetishes, or Robert Plant’s interest in Dungeon & Dragons on Zeppelin albums. I’m talking abut the Beatles and I’m talking about Drugs. It’s no big secret that the Beatles like to get high and/or drop acid, amongst other things.

beatles 1965 Hidden Messages In Songs

On the 1965 album, Rubber Soul the Beatles themselves admitted that they were getting high constantly. It seems that they wanted to pull a fast one over the majority of the listeners heads but also cater to the few fans that were “turned on” to the cannabis culture. In the song “Girl” it is long rumored that in between singing the chorus they emulate smoke inhalation from a bong. Don’t believe me? Listen for yourself

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During the song’s bridge, the backing vocals are chanting “tit-tit-tit-tit-tit” over and over again as a joke they knew no one would pick up on. The Beatles themselves later confirmed this.

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Once again proving even the slightest of Beatles songs is worth repeated listenings.


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Music, Video
Jun22010

Stone Temple Pilots and their Re-emergence.

I saw these motherfuckers in August of 2008 when they were on a comeback tour (or whatever you wanna call it). It rocked my fucking face off, even after me and my brother were 100% sure they weren’t coming out on stage. Seriously, it took them easily 45 minutes to appear and we were sure Weiland had overdosed…and I was completely okay with that. Matter of fact I would have preferred that of happened. That would have been amazing.

Billed as another Pearl Jam-rip-off, grunge band, I’m not sure anyone ever gave STP the credit they deserved. Their 3rd album, Tiny Music…Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop, is one of my favorite albums of all time, and a very underrated 90′s album as a whole. This was the first album recorded when Weiland was in full-on heroin addiction mode. If that doesn’t sell some fucking records, I’m not sure what does. Dean DeLeo banged out some of the sickest riffs ever, and the band created some poppy and fantastic rock music.

Anyways, they just released their 6th and self-titled album and their first since 2001′s Shangri-La Dee Da. Here’s the video for their first single. I would check the album out.

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Music, Video
May252010

Defying The Logic Of Sexx Laws Can Be Fun

Going way back to 1999, this is the music video for “Sexx Laws” by Beck…it’s absurdly hillarious.

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