If there is one thing we know, it’s that Flintheart loves himself some Saved By The Bell. Well, he’s just discovered his new favorite website, Zack Morris Cell Phone. The only thing this website does is chronicle moments in episodes where the cast busts out Zack’s world famous 1990 cell phone.
Need some examples?
Ahhh, nostalgia.
You all remember Voltron…I mean Power Rangers, don’t you? Last year we followed up with the Pink Ranger to see where she’s at these days. Turns out she got hotter.
Score.
This time we’re checking in with the Green Ranger to see what he’s up to.
So it appears he’s become an MMA fighter…no shocker there. What I’m more surprised by is his sweet tattoo.
Does that say “Jesus Didn’t Tap” (out)? That’s right, did you forget? Jesus is hardcore, mother fuckers.
You can go on over to the Urban Shogun to read more. Thanks to Doug for sending this our way.
There’s a few things we like here at TCM – farts, boobs, butts, beer, and photos of somewhat-attractive-women-who-get-rejected-on-national-television. What?
Yes. That’s a web site dedicated to rejection faces from contestants on the bachelorette. Faces that look so scorned and hurt, but considering the source (a show that has 15 women vying for one complete douchebag bachelor the production company found milling around a Banana Republic deciding which canvas bag to purchase) look incredible and laughable:
and…
Ladies, if you’re looking for love, don’t go on the bachelor because the hurtful look you display when you are rejected will be enjoyed by many on this web site. Instead, go to a farmer’s market or a baseball game – your odds are better. Fuck, if you believe in odds, go to Las Vegas (or Atlantic City if you’re poor).
That’s the closest the Captain’s will get to doling out love advice even though the fake holiday of Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. We’ll continue with the bashing of douchebags till the end of days.
Why do you ask? Well tonight is the season premiere of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the greatest show on TV right next to the Tyra Banks Show. We figured we would get you pumped up by showing you how Frank has de-evolved throughout the seasons, even with some clips of this upcoming season.
Shown exclusively only here on TCM
While your at it, take a peek at our top 10 It’s Always Sunny moments from seasons 1-4.
#10 through #8 | #7 through #5 | #4 through #2 | Nombre 1
O yea, The League which is equally as funny, premiere’s it’s new season tonight too right after Sunny. Oh what’s that? Haven’t seen it yet? Well this magical clip might make you want to watch it.
Have fun tonight kiddies!
If you’ve been living under a rock the past three years, let me bring this to your attention: there’s a show called Mad Men on AMC that is probably the greatest show on TV right now. Why? Well, it’s all about an Ad Agency in New York City where everyone is banging everyone, people get drunk on the job, and big business deals are cut. If you like sex, partying, and business, you should probably be watching this show.
This is all fine and dandy, but the real reason it’s good is Joan Holloway.
Need more proof??
Joan Holloway, played by Christina Hendricks, is the smart, sexy, office manager who literally runs Sterling Cooper Draper Price. The hottest thing on two legs in the show is also one of the most feared and respected. She’s had her affairs and has done her fair share of partying and firing. Hot sexy bad ass.
I can go on and on on how I think she’s bonerific, but I’ll spare you – especially since she’s married on Mad Men and in real life (to the Shnozeberry guy in Super Troopers). I just wanted to give you the secret to this shows success.
Next time you plop down on Sunday at 10 this fall to watch, you’ll see how Joanie steals the show and owns your attention. Unless you have a vagina. Then this post probably isn’t for you.
MTV has gone and released several photos of our favorite reality TV crew when they were 17 years old or so.
Take this ever so awesome photo of our good friend, Mike “The Situation”.
In case you were wondering, “The Situation” is in the middle with the white turtle neck. You will undoubtedly notice his douchey siblings flanking him to the left and right. We will just go and say that his brother in blue to the left is gay and leave it at that. As for “The Situation” himself, I’m pretty sure this photo says it all. We will also ignore his sister too. Let’s focus on his brother to the right, the douchebag in the gray turtleneck.
Firstly I’d like to point out that if you have tits and are a guy, don’t wear a tight ass turtleneck. No fuck that, if you are a guy, you should not be wearing any sort of turtleneck. He kind of looks like a gay retarded version of Lou Ferrigno. A gay retarded version that isn’t deaf but is retarded. You then go and wonder where “The Situation” got the idea to take steroids. Hmm, well by looking at Man Tits 5000 to the right, I’d say he gave him the idea. Good job brother, you helped bring another douchebag into this already douchebag ridden world. This just proves that God hates us all.
Ok folks, get out your hair gel, cocaine and hand guns, the Jersey Shore season 2 premiers tomorrow night. Fuck you MTV.
You know what the wierdest thing about the TV show, The Flintstones is? It’s not the fact that it ‘s a cartoon that has a laugh track or that it is balatantly ripping off The Honeymooners. No, we are talking about the Great Gazoo. Do you remember this? A little green alien crash landed in Bedrock and only Fred, Barney and the two children can see him. He then begins to make trouble for our favorite prehistoric two-some.
Gazoo (not suprisingly) was introduced midway through what would turn out to be The Flintstones last season. This is not uncommon…countless TV shows struggling to keep it “fresh” usually add another kid into the mix (who ages 4 years after one season). Need examples? How about Fresh Prince: Little Nickie, Step By Step: Lillie, Full House: Nickie and Alex, Growing Pains: Chrissy, even the Brady Brunch: Cousin Oliver. Well The Flintstones already blew their wad early introducing the babies, Pebbles and Bam Bam. What other character could they introduce to keep things interesting? Yes, a little green fucking alien. What they hell were they thinking?
As a kid, I never questioned it. Some time in my early teens when I had vague memories of it, I was blown away that it had happened. At this point, i’m still in utter disbelief.
I got in on the ground floor when the TV show, The Office was new. At the time, its lack of a laugh track and mockumentary style of filming was considered “fresh” (see also: the incredible tv series: Arrested Development). After the show got its feet wet with it’s insanely short first season, it hit its stride with the second. I think most fans will unanimously tell you either the second or third season was when when the show had peaked. The fourth, while still excellent had begun to slip a notch (thank you very much writer’s strike). The fifth and sixth season began a downward spiral that’s still being felt today. Zanier plots, new characters and idiotic love triangles.
Oh, but it gets worse.
Steve Carrell has just announced that he is leaving the show after the upcoming seventh season, but apparently the series will continue. We all know that replacing the main character is always a good if not better move. Remember how awesome it was when Charlie Sheen replaced Michael J. Fox on Spin City or how about after Phil Hartman died and he was replaced on News Radio by John Lovitz? It doesn’t fucking work. Why can’t other TV series take a page from Seinfeld and go out before things begin to tank? (Simpsons, I’m looking in your direction. Your already 10 years too far).
I realize I have the option to not watch the Office, which I most certainly will exercise. I just hate to see a show I once loved take a shit all over me and not leave anything for me to clean up with. Arrested Development might be my favorite show of all time, but the best thing that ever happened to it was getting canceled during it’s third season.
