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		<title>Zack Morris&#8217; Cell Phone</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there is one thing we know, it&#8217;s that Flintheart loves himself some Saved By The Bell. Well, he&#8217;s just discovered his new favorite website, Zack Morris Cell Phone. The only thing this website does is chronicle moments in episodes where the cast busts out Zack&#8217;s world famous 1990 cell phone. Need some examples? &#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where Are They Now: The Green Ranger</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 13:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You all remember Voltron&#8230;I mean Power Rangers, don&#8217;t you? Last year we followed up with the Pink Ranger to see where she&#8217;s at these days. Turns out she got hotter. Score. This time we&#8217;re checking in with the Green Ranger to see what he&#8217;s up to. So it appears he&#8217;s become an MMA fighter&#8230;no shocker there. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Faces of Rejected Bachelorettes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 14:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a few things we like here at TCM &#8211; farts, boobs, butts, beer, and photos of somewhat-attractive-women-who-get-rejected-on-national-television. What? Yes. That&#8217;s a web site dedicated to rejection faces from contestants on the bachelorette. Faces that look so scorned and hurt, but considering the source (a show that has 15 women vying for one complete douchebag [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thursday is probably the greatest night of TV.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 18:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The League]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do you ask? Well tonight is the season premiere of It&#8217;s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the greatest show on TV right next to the Tyra Banks Show. We figured we would get you pumped up by showing you how Frank has de-evolved throughout the seasons, even with some clips of this upcoming season. Shown [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The reason Mad Men is so damn good</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Christina Hendricks]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve been living under a rock the past three years, let me bring this to your attention: there&#8217;s a show called Mad Men on AMC that is probably the greatest show on TV right now. Why? Well, it&#8217;s all about an Ad Agency in New York City where everyone is banging everyone, people get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The douche still looked like a douche at 17</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jersey Shore]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MTV has gone and released several photos of our favorite reality TV crew when they were 17 years old or so. Take this ever so awesome photo of our good friend, Mike &#8220;The Situation&#8221;. In case you were wondering, &#8220;The Situation&#8221; is in the middle with the white turtle neck. You will undoubtedly notice his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What The Hell Was Going On In Bedrock?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 12:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Aliens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flintstones]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know what the wierdest thing about the TV show, The Flintstones is? It&#8217;s not the fact that it &#8216;s a cartoon that has a laugh track or that it is balatantly ripping off The Honeymooners. No, we are talking about the Great Gazoo. Do you remember this? A little green alien crash landed in Bedrock and only Fred, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Make A Bad Show Worse</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idiocy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Office]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I got in on the ground floor when the TV show, The Office was new. At the time, its lack of a laugh track and mockumentary style of filming was considered &#8220;fresh&#8221; (see also: the incredible tv series: Arrested Development). After the show got its feet wet with it&#8217;s insanely short first season, it hit [...]]]></description>
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