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		<title>WTF Is Wrong With The World?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 18:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plenty. Well, let&#8217;s see&#8230;douchebags, Ke$ha, yeast infections, getting a boner in public and so fourth. This list could go on. But luckily for you there definitely are worse things wrong with this world. This website definitely shows you what is wrong with the world in a very, let&#8217;s say, straight forward way. So head on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Was My Biggest Childhood Fear</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 12:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Creeper]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was a very young kid, the man pictured below had an &#8220;educational&#8221; tv show. His name was Slim Goodbody and he terrified me to death. In fact, he was my number one fear at the time. I would cry and beg my parents to turn it off anytime his show was on. Seeing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random Thoughts Of The Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 12:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Trash]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Garbage goes in a garbage can. Goes without saying, right? Wrong. Every trash collection day a few people on my street just throw their mountain of garbage bags out on the curb. I&#8217;m talking like 8 or 9 bags of hot steaming garbage. Not only is that gross and dirty but it also looks scummy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Public Pooping Policies</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 13:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Short Bus</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[At Work]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Poop]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/?p=11793</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This fall, after years of studying the same boring shit, I finally reached the rank of “doctor”. Accordingly I decided that since I was now better than everyone else I used to work I decided that it was a good time to find a new job. While this new job came with several perks including [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Winter&#8217;s Here, Stop Being An Idiot</title>
		<link>http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/issues/winters-here-stop-being-an-idiot/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=winters-here-stop-being-an-idiot</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Driving]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[idiocy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snow]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s winter time. Winter is a bitch, but 2010-2011 has been particularly shitty all over the United States. TCM would like to present you with 3 tips on how not to be a bigger asshole thank you already are this winter and save yourself from being murdered by Captain Flintheart. 1. After a snow storm clean off the top of your car. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Southerners Really Do Love Their Jesus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 13:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For my birthday I decided I would pay tribute to the King by driving 20 hours from New York down to Graceland in Memphis. Being a Northerner and only visiting the South a handful of times it was easy for me to forget their undying passion for religion and their boy, Jesus Christ. Here is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey, I just bought a 3 legged car!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 13:32:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, I was bored as shit so I decided to check out one of those used car TV channels where you can browse cars for sale. Well, 13 Red Bulls and 14 packs of Backwoods later, I finally came across a car you just don&#8217;t normally see here in the US, or anywhere for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 ways we think the world is going to end.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:31:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apocalypse]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Death]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[December 12, 2012 is a date that has people scratching your heads. According to ancient Mayan calendars, that is the end of the world as we know it. (Cut it out R.E.M.) Who the bloody hell knows what is going to happen when that date comes around. Will people all over the world go bonkers [...]]]></description>
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