Should it still be considered indecent exposure if a hot woman were caught walking around naked? If I was a cop and was charged with nailing her (in more ways than one), I would probably issue an “awesome” exposure ticket instead. It would be an awesome exposure ticket because this is something you just don’t see everyday and it is awesome. Indecent exposure should be reserved for all men, old people, and fat chicks.
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Mar202009
BIG NEWS!!! OBAMA HUMAN!!!
Holy shit, somebody call CNN! Oops, someone already did. Well, in any case, our President is human. Why is he human, well, his bracketology sucks and he made a slip up on a late night show:
The judgmental, douchebag, bloggers have been going nuts all day (hey, not everyone can be a captain).
Listen up readers, he’s human. It was a shot at self-depreciating humor and it back-fired. Who gives a shit?
While the Captain’s ranting, what the fuck is up with political talk shows? You’re probably subjected to them at the gym, at the doctors office, and at the bar when you can give a shit. Basically company’s create these shows to track everything a politician does and then gives them carte blanche to rant. It sucks. Just because they can’t sack up and get elected doesn’t mean they should fuck it up for everyone else. Not that we necessarily like politicians here at TCM, but come on, is there a need for this?
People fuck up all the time and could use a break. When you eventually read this story, if its even newsworthy, remember that. And next time you see Sean Hannity or Rachael Maddow, kick them in the balls for us here at TCM.
Mar192009
Still Peeing On the Side of Buildings?
Well my friends, if you are the lucky few who have an iPhone and have to piss like a racehorse, then you are in luck. Have2P is an iPhone app you can download that will let you know the location of the closest commode. It is useful because there is a rating system that lets you know if it is friendly to outsiders. Not like that Chinese Food place last weekend that wouldn’t allow “non-customers” to use their facilities. “No! Customa Onry!” Technically if you are using their bathroom, you are a customer….no? That makes no sense.
Here is a list of its features:
- Automatically detects your current location to find restrooms in the local area
- Scan helpful tips noted by others, like whether the restroom is for patrons only, if it has a changing table, and how clean it is
- An urgency detector senses when you (and the phone) are shaking and starts a fresh search for nearby restrooms
- Use restroom ratings for when you actually have a choice
- See restrooms on a map
- Add new restrooms to share with others
- Find other places nearby with expanded search capabilities
- Avoid businesses that have been flagged for having no public restrooms – saving you precious time
Pretty friggen useful next time you contemplate taking a poo behind that bush and asking a bum for his newspaper to wipe your rear. Not smart, never mess with a man and his blankets. So, if you own an iPhone and are tired of getting public urination tickets from the pesky police, then go and download this app from the itunes store.
Mar132009
Breaking News!
Well apparently, and don’t ask us how, but we have received the Chris Brown beating Rihanna video!
So this is how it all went down.
“Dick drive this car, not pussy”
Feb262009
Even Al Gore didn’t see this one coming
We never thought it would come to this at TCM, but apparently livestock is contributing to Global Warming. Don’t believe us? Check out what WSJ says below:
“Researchers are exploring ways to reduce the amount of methane, a greenhouse gas more potent than carbon dioxide, released by livestock.
Sheep, deer, cows and other livestock all belch methane, and researchers now believe livestock industries are responsible for more greenhouse-gas emissions than cars, according to the United Nations. The unique digestive process ruminants use to digest grass also produce high concentrations of methane.
In New Zealand — where 35 million sheep outnumber people 10-1 — researchers are changing sheep’s diets, giving them chemical treatments and experimenting with selective breeding in an effort to make sheep less gassy. “We’re at a very theoretical stage,” said Simone Hoskin, a livestock expert from Massey University. “A lot of people think we are insane.”
In 2003, New Zealand politicians proposed a livestock tax to compensate for emissions, but industry opposition labeled the measure a “fart tax” and succeeded in tabling the measure. Many in the industry dispute that livestock are contributing to climate change.”
Be on the lookout for farting livestock – they’re ruining the planet for our children.
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