Smoke isn’t the only thing you should be blowing in her face.

Treasure Chest for the ‘Man Moments’ Category
Leonardo DiCaprio’s Inability To Grow Facial Hair
Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the biggest Cinderella stories of our generation. From his humble beginnings on Growing Pains to his universally hated by all men role in Titanic. DiCaprio grew up and began to show off his formidable acting skills, making his presence known in the epic Scorsese film, The Departed. There is still one thing that has always bothered me about him, his inability to grow facial hair.
Facial hair is something we take very serious here at TCM. DiCaprio has been struggling with this his entire adult career. Never has it been more glaring than in the movie, Gangs Of New York. The movie takes place in the 1860’s when Civil War era facial hair was all the rage. It’s as if Scorsese gave everyone in the cast a month to grow out the most badass facial hair they could muster. DiCaprio along side Daniel Day-Lewis looks down right embarrassing.

Things haven’t gone much better for Leo. Take The Departed for instance:

With Shutter Island just being released, many people have been wondering if he has finally reached the age appropriateness to finally grow the proper facial hair that is required for a man. While I can tell you that the movie is in fact excellent (and not at all what the previews make it out to be) DiCaprio still comes up short in the facial hair department.

We know that great things lie ahead for this actor. But great facial hair? Only time will tell.
Return Of The Selleck Waterfall Sandwhich
It’s back. What every 50-year old fat woman and Captain Flintheart dream about, Tom Selleck, flowing waterfalls, and classic sandwiches. Honestly, can you ever really have enough of that brilliant trifecta?
and…
and of course…
I have no clue why there is a site built for this purpose, but somewhere someone is rejoicing right now (and it’s definitely someone who loves mustaches, food, and long walks on the beach).
Match That Muff
Awhile back we highlighted a great website called, Is She Filthy? An amazing way for guys to get back at slutty ex-girlfriends and for everyone else to reap those sweet, sweet benefits.
Thanks to British reader, Ozzie we now have an even funner website to occupy the Captains time. Match That Muff* is a site that gives you a picture of a clothed woman and than 3 pictures of bare snatch that you have to play the guessing game and match.
TCM loves where the internet is headed.
*Do yourself a favor and don’t open up this website at work.
Selleck Waterfall Sandwich
That is all. Tom Selleck, a waterfall and a sandwich. That is all this site has to offer. You have a problem with that…go take it up with Magnum PI.
O yea, this site has a pretty dope theme song as well. Check that shit out.
Warrior Dash!
The greatest event of our time is coming to the Northeast September 18, 2010. The event? None other than Warrior Dash!
The Warrior Dash is a combination 5k race/obstacle course that will be taking place at Windham Mountain, NY. I know all of our readers aren’t big fitness fans, but this is what you get for a $55 entry fee – participation in the race, t-shirt, Viking hat, all the meat by-products you can eat, and all the beer you can drink. I repeat, all of that for $55!
The Captain’s have already signed up for the 11:00 heat. If you want to run with the Captain’s or even figure out who the hell we are, this is a great chance.
We’ll be periodically reminding you about this glorious day as 2010 drags on by.









