Could this be the greatest movie ever made? Check out this trailer and judge for yourself:
Citizen Kane, this is not. A true TCM movie in every sense of the word. Explosions, death defying stunt, babes, terrible dialogue, awful acting and concert footage with Wizards. What more could you really ask for?
#5 – Julie Benz
If you all watch the show, Dexter amongst other shows/movies she has been in you will know she is pretty hot. Her roles are usually the same throughout her career (well, from what I’ve seen). An innocent woman that is out for the better good. Hence, Dexter, Rambo and The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (not so innocent in the last one). So yea, this is probably the one you’d want to marry. Hell, what am I saying…if I married any of these actresses I’d consider myself winning.
Captain Flintheart likes his female celebrities two ways. Either fantastic looking and classy as hell like the actresses of yesteryear (more on that on a future post) or fully stocked, thick and robust. As a rule I’m not interested in ridiculously skinny girls, ESPECIALLY if you can see her ribs. In fact, you may remember I was the only TCM member to vote pro-boobs in the epic debate. I think it will be easy to see which actresses I chose fall into what category.
5. Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman isn’t hot…she’s beautiful.
Bonus Points: She starred in 3 Star Wars movies.
Celebrate Labor Day with Alison Brie (of NBC’s Community and AMC’s Mad Men fame) and Gillian Jacobs (from Community).
Two women I would love to have labor resulting relations with… sans labor.
Grab a beer or grab your pack of cigarettes because their is a lot to take in here. TCM usually sticks to reviewing facial hair in all it’s glorious permutations and while that is a small factor in this we couldn’t help but show you the whole damn thing. We present to you a chart of rock and roll hair styles since it’s birth in the 1950′s till now.
Please note that Captain Polish’s looks strikingly similar to a mix of Prince and Bjork.
Big thanks to N. Schwartz for sending this to the Captains.
TCM is not above posting Ass shots…clearly. Every Wednesday our friends over at The Chive celebrate hump day in style. We figured we’d get the week started for you with some inspiration from their latest archive.
You can check out the rest of their excellent post here.
Since you can never have enough of her butt, we figured we would treat you all to a second helping of some Kim-K-Ass.
You’re welcome.
