If you like golf, beer, and carnage, then you will like this photo:
You can make up the story behind all of this, but from what I came up with, someone got wasted and flipped a golf cart. This is far cooler than crashing one into a pond. How did this flip? I have no idea, but I do know that the best part is when they pieced the cart back together and turned it in like nothing happened:
Classic.
Thanks for sending these over Watchinson and Van Gorder.
As our ongoing study of women continues, TCM has determined a fundamental difference between men and women. What we are talking about here, is the word “piss”. Women never refer to the act of urination as pisssing. This is a male only term. If your girlfriend/wife/sister/lover does use this word, they are most likely hiding something and it is time to look elsewhere.
Previously, we reported on men and their use of only primary colors. The more information our field studies convey, the more we will keep you informed.
The Civil War was a turbulent and volatile period in our great nation’s past. But their was more to this war than states rights and slavery. Foremost, this was a war of facial hair, the kind the United States had never seen and will likely never see again.
Please watch this video (the opening credits to the movie, Gettysburg) and remember a simpler time when the world was a different place and stunning facial dominated the American landscape.
Listen ladies, it’s the summer. We all know it’s hot as hell out. But, unless the heat is turned on in your office or you work outside you have no reason to complain. You have so much more leeway in how you can dress than men have.
You get to wear skirts, dresses, capri pants, sandals (or at the very least things that are conducive for air flow to your feet) and assorted other clothing that allows your arms to be bare from the shoulder down. I’m not saying you wear these types of clothing all the time, but at least you have the option to do so.
Men for the most part have to wear dress socks and shoes, khaki pants, an undershirt and a button down long sleeve shirt. That’s just if they are lucky! Some men have to wear ties and suit jacket/blazer over top of that.
It’s petty, sure. But, I’m a very petty man. Everyone suck it up, it’s the fucking summer. It’s going to be cold as shit in a few months and than your going to wish it was hot again. (That is unless you live south of the mason dixon or west of the Mississippi or a different Country entirely for that matter).
So I’m writing this from inside a beer fridge at the local distributor. If you will look at the photo above not only does High Life come in bottles and cans but also the choad version of a bottle.
Granted High Life is a great tertiary beer but you would not catch my ass drinking out of that bottle. It seriously is the choad version of a regular size bottle. Lady GaGa you got some competition bitch.
Ok its cold as shit in here…time to drink non-choad sized bottles like a real man.
Have you ever noticed that men only speak in primary colors? If you ask a woman what color something is your liable to get a response like teal, aqua, sky blue or even more ludicrous, robin’s egg blue.
If you ask a guy his reponse will always be blue, maybe with a little prompting you may get him to say light or dark blue but that is the extent of it. ROY G BIV is the only so called color wheel that we grasp and we would like to keep it that way.
Ladies, please take note.
Since the dawn of TCM’s existence, we have traveled from the Long Island Sound to the Red Sea in search of new and amazing inventions. We’ve found such creations as Poolside Pong and Anti Monkey Butt. And now we are hear to let you know about the next greatest invention! Handerpants!
As advertised they work well for Night Bloggers (TCM) and Ninja’s with Delicate Hands (TCM as well). Captain Yar has already purchased 5 pairs to do all of his girly stuff. What will you do?
I’m a man. I have sideburns. Since I was 14, I never went a day without them. If I did I would undoubtedly feel like a young child and lose any respect people might have once held for me.
Every time I have ever gotten a haircut, the exact same thing happens to me. They ask if they can trim my sideburns which I almost always refuse. Hell, I know I can do it better at home. Then they will ask to at least even them out and I say “ok”. What could be the harm in that? They are trained professionals. Their eyes are better than my own in that kind of situation. Yet every single time, they cut my sideburns at some dumb inverted angle. Just like I’m some kind of Jersey beach ghetto thug all star douche bag. I have to go home and even that shit out so I can look like a normal human again.
I always thought it was because I went to Fantastic Sam’s. (For those of you who don’t know, it’s a cheap generic hair cut chain). I switched to an old school barber about a year ago. He does the same fucking thing. What gives? Is there some secret code that all barbers follow? All I can think of is that everyone who cuts hair was somehow mesmerized by Captain Kirk’s Star Fleet mandated futuristic sideburns and now it is implanted deep in their subconscious somehwere.
Does anyone else have this issue?
