Remember not too long ago the High School in Brooklyn that had several fairly decent female teachers doing things I wish happened to me in my High School. Let’s have a quick breakdown of what has happened over the past 2 months:

Incident #1

In early December of 09 at James Madison High School, language teachers Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were caught having fun together naked in their classroom. Unfortunately for them, and their male students, a janitor came across them and being the dick that he was, reported them. Ok first things first Senor Janitor, my initial instinct would be to see if they needed any assistance, you know in de-clothing each other. If they did not, then blackmail comes into affect. Tell them that if you can’t join them, then you will tell on them while in reality you won’t because they are probably 2 of the better looking teachers in the school. Why would you want to ruin possibly the main reason you come to work…besides cleaning up piss and throw-up? Not smart dude.

So these teachers are scolded and sent to the “rubber room”. Some room where you learn about safe sex…I don’t really know. The greatest quote comes from one of their students:

“[Ms. Mauro] was pretty fun,” said junior Eddie Ramirez, 18.

“She dressed like a teenage girl – she’d wear low-cut tops, shorts, three-quarter length jeans. She was kinda sexy.

“You could see that she was the kind of person who would flirt.”

My kind of teacher! Here is a video from this incident (Please note that one of the kids name is Vulcan):

Read Full Article Here.

End Incident #1.

Incident #2

Not even a day after Incident #1, in the same school, Social studies teacher Allison Musacchio was accused of having a relationship with a male student. Unfortunately for Allison, this little pimp had a girlfriend at the same school. There is nothing more dangerous in life than a jealous teenage girlfriend I tell you that. That bitches hormones be ragin’ son! This student’s girlfriend got a hold of his phone and saw that this teacher was in his contact list and being the extreme cock block that she is, reported this to the school. Upon viewing this students phone, there were over 200 texts and phone calls between the two. A guy who claims to be this woman’s boyfriend said he doesn’t know of any of these allegations and says that “I try to stay out of her business. I just know she’s a teacher here in Brooklyn”. Your obviously not doing a good job satisfying your woman dude…I mean she went off to have a fling with a high schooler. You just got punked out by a high schooler. Who’s the dick now.

Incident #2 in real form here.

Incident #3

After being dormant for over a month, James Madison High School is back at the sex scandal scene again like a crackhead who gave up for a few hours but then forgot that he was giving up crack only to smoke it again later that same day. This time it is 37 year old gym teacher Lisa Guttilla who is accused of fondling a 14 year old girl. Gutilla kept the girl quiet by promising her that all they would do in gym class was play hopscotch or whatever it is 14 year old girls like to do…text message? I don’t goddamn know. One day after coming home from school the mother saw a hickey on the girls neck and asked her what boy did this to her. She fessed up immediately that it was her female gym teacher. Not only was this a shock to the mother that a teacher did this to her but what a friggen way to find out your daughter is a dyke!

Guttilla is being reassigned and being examined by top men…Top. Men.

The third incident can be found by clicking this blue link.

A final TCM note: Don’t be surprised if you see a porno being made out of this. Much like The Office and most recently, The Jersey Shore (Don’t worry, we will be touching upon this very shortly). Enjoy your day at school kids!