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Aug182009

Holy shit! That’s a lot of kids!

A teacher in the great nation of Tunisia is pregnant with 12 kids! Holy shit! What do you do with 12 fucking kids! How do you name them, wipe all their asses, etc.? Wow.

Imagine getting that news if you’re the dad:

12 Kid Lady: “I’m pregnant.”
Future Dad: “Is it mine?”
12 Kid Lady: “Yes. And there will be 12 of them.”
Future Dad: “Oh fuck.”

Don’t believe me? Read the story.


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Jul312009

This is hot off the press –Lower Manhattan, this AM…

“I just took this ten minutes ago as I was about to walk into my office. I think it came out pretty well but that’s a kid 100% passed out maybe dead on the bull, in his briefs. Two news reporters were just pulling up when I snapped this…oh and it just started pouring.”

passedout This is hot off the press –Lower Manhattan, this AM…

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Thanks to our field reporter Kelley for this one.


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