Well if you do, there is a good chance you are on welfare. We all know how you support your most excellent habit; by those welfare checks you receive every week or so. There is no fooling us. You think you get that money from working? Didn’t think so. Well, those sweet sweet checks might have a friend that tags along with them from now on. That friend goes by the name of Mr. Drug Test. That’s right Crackie, you might have to take drug tests in order to receive your welfare checks, food stamps or unemployment payments. Sucks to be a crackhead now doesn’t it?

Now before you go into a hullabaloo and smoke all your crack, you still might be in luck. This law isn’t passed yet, and only 8 states right now are leaning towards it…NY ain’t one of them. Watch, in the next year or so the crackhead population is going to sharply rise here in NY. Soon the local crackhead who lives in the tree down the block is going to have a few roomates. You heard it here first!

Read the serious article here.