Sort of like how Diversity is an old wooden ship from the Civil War, Kum & Go is a Midwestern gas station:
I don’t believe it, but I’ve never seen anyone as happy as this guy to have his pic taken with a ridiculous shirt on. Also, if you are a gas station company and your name is Kum & Go, wouldn’t you consider switching it up to maybe Go & Kum or something else similar. Just throwing it out there.
For those who don’t know what Chat Roulette is, it is pretty much as it sounds. Even though it is “over” for now you would go to the website, with web cam in hand, and randomly connect to someone else and chat. This is a perfect recipe for some hilarity.
Apparently this is from the car of a dentist or something, but it looks like it should be from a prostitute, gigolo or other person-type from that sort of community. It could’ve been from Flintheart too, but we’ll spare that inquisition.
Thanks to Jason for passing this along.
Hey, I didn’t come up with that phrase, the box for Snooki’s blow-up doll did.
That’s right all you douchebags, Snooki has her very own blow-up sex doll. She of course didn’t license it because I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t have allowed this very accurate description on the back of the box:
Meet Guidette, the filthy lil’ pot-belly pig who loves balls on her chin more than the all you can eat buffet! When this pudgy porker ain’t tanning or stuffing her face, she’s busy blowin’ every guido on the boardwalk with a tan and a tank top.
Just add air and this little slut is the life of any party–be careful though, she’s a real knockout when she gets drunk! What are you waiting for yo, give her your friggin’ sauseege already kid!
Pretty spot on though I have to say. Shit, I have to get a job at the place that comes up with these descriptions!
Buy Now and you can in no time, “Fill Her 3 Greasy Gravy Holes!”
Who wouldn’t want to be in Finger Bang City? Even better, who drives around with this on their car?
To my dismay, I didn’t have the time to turn left to check out this offer. Lord knows I should’ve.
Bonus: where is this sign from?
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