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	<title>The Captains Memos &#187; Random</title>
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		<title>How much would someone pay you to have sex with Sarah Palin?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This website was a little more &#8220;polite&#8221; about asking that question. It was more along the lines of &#8220;How much would someone pay you to vote for Sarah Palin?&#8221;. I thought that question was stupid so I asked myself how much would someone pay me to have sex with Sarah Palin. After a few minutes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prank calls by yep you guessed it, a turtle.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So let&#8217;s say you have a friend who has a fear of turtles for some odd ass reason. Maybe they were raped by one when they were a child, it can happen. Well, you can turn their fears into nightmares by having a turtle prank call them. For only $2, you can have a turtle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Was My Biggest Childhood Fear</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 12:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Creeper]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Retro]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When I was a very young kid, the man pictured below had an &#8220;educational&#8221; tv show. His name was Slim Goodbody and he terrified me to death. In fact, he was my number one fear at the time. I would cry and beg my parents to turn it off anytime his show was on. Seeing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proof That Michael Jackson Jokes Never Get Old</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Brendo for sending this along.]]></description>
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		<title>Rock And Roll Isn&#8217;t Just a Life Style, It&#8217;s A Hair Cut Too</title>
		<link>http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/random/somewhat-historial-significance/rock-and-roll-isnt-just-a-life-style-its-a-hair-cut-too/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=rock-and-roll-isnt-just-a-life-style-its-a-hair-cut-too</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 12:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Facial Hair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Elvis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hair Styles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Brown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kurt cobain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lady Gaga]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Grab a beer or grab your pack of cigarettes because their is a lot to take in here. TCM usually sticks to reviewing facial hair in all it&#8217;s glorious permutations and while that is a small factor in this we couldn&#8217;t help but show you the whole damn thing.  We present to you a chart [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid License Plate Of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 12:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently Tony Soprano lives in New York now. If you come across any dumb ass license plates in the future, don&#8217;t forget to take a picture and mail it to thecaptain@thecaptainsmemos.com]]></description>
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		<title>TCM&#8217;s Lady Readers Get Excited</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 12:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Clothes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nintendo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sharks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As Flintheart most certainly knows, retro is always in&#8230;as soon as something gets old it gets cool again. Well let&#8217;s take it one step further with the TCM approved Game Boy dress. This is going to give some hardcore 40 year old nerds living in their parents basement the thrill/erection of  a lifetime. Note the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random Thoughts Of The Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 12:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Trash]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Garbage goes in a garbage can. Goes without saying, right? Wrong. Every trash collection day a few people on my street just throw their mountain of garbage bags out on the curb. I&#8217;m talking like 8 or 9 bags of hot steaming garbage. Not only is that gross and dirty but it also looks scummy [...]]]></description>
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