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	<title>The Captains Memos &#187; If I had known then what I know now</title>
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		<title>This Was My Biggest Childhood Fear</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 12:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Issues]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Creeper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fucked Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Retro]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When I was a very young kid, the man pictured below had an &#8220;educational&#8221; tv show. His name was Slim Goodbody and he terrified me to death. In fact, he was my number one fear at the time. I would cry and beg my parents to turn it off anytime his show was on. Seeing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yargov</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 14:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[rant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yargov]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nine years ago when I was drinking/smoking my way through college, a bunch of buddies and I encountered a dilemma. You see we were all trying to get a suite, a housing arrangement that allows for 6 people to live in the same quarters, in the cool part of campus. It turned out because of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worst Ad Placement Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Advertisement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pro-Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing says Pro-Life like an advertisement on a coat hanger.]]></description>
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		<title>Photo of the Day!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Photo of the Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BJs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Signs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[To my dismay, I didn&#8217;t have the time to turn left to check out this offer. Lord knows I should&#8217;ve. Bonus: where is this sign from?]]></description>
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		<title>The Artist Formerly Known As Prince</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crazy shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prince]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Let me start by saying that Flintheart is not a big Prince fan. I respect him, but i&#8217;m not into his music. As most people know in 1993 he changed his name from Prince to an unpronounceable symbol (the &#8220;love symbol&#8221; which was a combination of the male and female symbols). It was big news [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Conversation Ender</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Life Lessons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thoughts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re all familiar with the conversation starter. If you&#8217;re not, it&#8217;s typically a funny joke, a witty remark, or a simple &#8220;hi, how are you&#8221; will do the trick. Starting conversations and meeting people is really easy if you follow three steps my uncle told me about twelve years ago: (1) greet, (2) meet, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Passwords</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 12:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[At Work]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Poop Monster]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When I was in middle school I had a locker. It was the first time I had a password. I remember writing the 3-digit combination down and struggling to remember it whenever I had to go to my locker to grab a book, a coat, or my lunch. Several years later, I had to add [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advice to Graduating Seniors &#8211; the College Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 12:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[College]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[graduation]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[About a year ago the Captain&#8217;s provided some &#8220;older-brother&#8221; advice to graduating high school seniors. We explained why getting wasted is a great thing, why befriending as many people of the opposite sex works to your advantage, and of course, the eminent drug culture of collegetown America. Not everyone took our advice and hey, that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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