Ladies, listen up! Before you continue on let me tell you that you have seriously gotten out of hand with all of the shit you bedazzle. If sticking little pink crystal things all over your phone wasn’t enough, you had to go and ruin a perfectly good vagina. Well, not all of you have perfectly good vagina’s…a little landscaping and air freshener goes a long way. With that being said let us introduce you to, if you don’t already know, vajazzling. What is vajazzling you ask? Its simple, you go into this spa in the city, ask for a vajazzle, they take you in the back room and stick bedazzle jewels right above your vag. There is 1 are 2 stipulations to get your hooha bedazzled. First is you have to be shaven fully. Amazon rain forests won’t cut it…you should already be bare down there to begin with. A hairy cooch is just gross. Secondly, you cannot have rolls of fat. That would completely make no sense to go in there, get your cooter vajazzled, just to stand up and your fat rolls plop down over it. Yea, no ones going to be able to see that awesome crystal cheeseburger you just got. Suck it up, go to the gym and eat some celery.

If you ladies are curious as to how this who procedure goes down, check out this rad video below.