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		<title>How much would someone pay you to have sex with Sarah Palin?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This website was a little more &#8220;polite&#8221; about asking that question. It was more along the lines of &#8220;How much would someone pay you to vote for Sarah Palin?&#8221;. I thought that question was stupid so I asked myself how much would someone pay me to have sex with Sarah Palin. After a few minutes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prank calls by yep you guessed it, a turtle.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So let&#8217;s say you have a friend who has a fear of turtles for some odd ass reason. Maybe they were raped by one when they were a child, it can happen. Well, you can turn their fears into nightmares by having a turtle prank call them. For only $2, you can have a turtle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid License Plate Of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 12:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently Tony Soprano lives in New York now. If you come across any dumb ass license plates in the future, don&#8217;t forget to take a picture and mail it to thecaptain@thecaptainsmemos.com]]></description>
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		<title>Woman Rips Baby From Stroller, To Eat Its Arm</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 12:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/?p=12078</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I first saw that headline, I couldn&#8217;t believe that it had nothing to do with either zombies or Captain Polish&#8217;s cocaine bender from a few months ago. Not to mention that it was actually from the New York Daily News and not the Onion.  Goddamn, this beautiful woman was fucking hungry. The exact transcript below has been lifted from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An afternoon with Captain Flintheart</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 12:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Captain Flintheart loves his music, movies, Star Wars, anything AIDs related, and of course his primary colors. What? I spent some time during our hiatus hanging out with some of the Captain&#8217;s. We talked about life, the web site, sniffed a whole lot of paint, and took up some of each others hobbies. (Side note: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Life Haduken&#8217;s, Part II</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 14:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Polish</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve read any bit of our ranting and ravings on this site, you know how much we love catching farts and throwing them in other people&#8217;s faces, a.k.a Haduken&#8217;s. Here&#8217;s the latest in a short, but rather funny series we&#8217;ve titled Real Life Hadukens: The full extension of this Haduken is pretty glorious. Thanks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The testicle of a Right Whale is how many Spider Monkeys!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 14:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The answer to that question is 78.12546865587 Spider Monkeys. Now that I&#8217;ve literally blown your mind, your probably wondering how I knew that answer. Well first, you must know the weight of a testicle of a Right Whale which happens to be 1102.3113 pounds. Damn, imagine walking around with a thousand pound nut, times 2. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Awkward Pregnant Photos</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 13:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh yes, remember our foray into Awkward Family Photos. Yea, that was fun. Well, that went so well we couldn&#8217;t pass up some Awkward Pregnant Photos. Here are some of our favorites: You interpret them how you wish. Don&#8217;t know what it is with pregnant women and guns, but it sure is a turn on. [...]]]></description>
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