Those stupid stickers that people put on their cars to let the world know how many people are in their family. Hey, here is something for you; I don’t give a shit who is in your family or if you have a dog and/or cat.

If you honestly think about it, that is bad parenting putting those stickers on your car. Who knows who could be driving behind you taking a look to see how many children you have.

Let’s take Mr. Pedderass for example. You are pretty much giving him a checklist. It is completely your fault if you see him crossing off little Billy from your car while moving on to the next, whether it be Fido or not. I can just see in a mall parking lot a bunch of Pedo’s walking up and down the aisles with checklist’s marking off who is next and who has been done. Comparing lists with one another…….

Well there you have it parents…I think it would be a very wise choice to head out to your minivan and remove those stickers ASAP. Cause you never know who is hiding behind that tree waiting to attack your children.