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May92009

Captain Polish Caught Hydroplaning

Normally, the captains would do nothing to reveal our true identities. But since Captain Polish was caught in this hilarious photo, we felt it necessary to share.


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Not to be confused with the picture of Captain Yar’s uncle this past winter.


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While we’re at it, here are some more hilarious falls. At 1:49 you’ll see a clip of Captain Yar from his past life. At 4:58 you’ll catch a glimpse into the life of the Captain Kirk household. And don’t miss 5:09, where Captain Polish face plants into the only place that doesn’t hurt!

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Apr292009

Calling All Alcoholics!

Just not satisfied with that plastic bad you carry around with your cans of beer? I know I’m not…always ripping and whatnot. Plus, sneaking up on a drunk chick with you holding a plastic bag doesn’t work because it makes to much noise. Well, no need to worry about that any longer. People over at the Beer Belt have invented….the Beer Belt! Yes, a belt that holds up to 6 beers at once while keeping them cold all at the same time! Also, for all that crack those cigarettes you smoke there is a little pouch that conveniently holds them or anything else your little heart desires. So, if you want to be the coolest kid at the party, not to mention now being able to sneak up on drunk girls undetected, then head on over to The Beer Belt’s website.

beerbelt Calling All Alcoholics!

So cool, even statues wear it.



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Apr222009

Greatest Bumper Stickers Ever.

Well, I was driving the other day and I saw that bumper sticker that all those parents display on their car about their “honor roll student”. I don’t care what your kid is…unless he is a vampire, then watch the fuck out for him.

So, in response to stupid bumper stickers, we here at TCM figured we would come out with a few of our own. And yes, you can actually print them and put them on your car.

More coming soon!



Apr92009

The World’s Stupidest Stuff

Those stupid stickers that people put on their cars to let the world know how many people are in their family. Hey, here is something for you; I don’t give a shit who is in your family or if you have a dog and/or cat.

If you honestly think about it, that is bad parenting putting those stickers on your car. Who knows who could be driving behind you taking a look to see how many children you have.

Let’s take Mr. Pedderass for example. You are pretty much giving him a checklist. It is completely your fault if you see him crossing off little Billy from your car while moving on to the next, whether it be Fido or not. I can just see in a mall parking lot a bunch of Pedo’s walking up and down the aisles with checklist’s marking off who is next and who has been done. Comparing lists with one another…….

Well there you have it parents…I think it would be a very wise choice to head out to your minivan and remove those stickers ASAP. Cause you never know who is hiding behind that tree waiting to attack your children.


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