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Oct82009

Lets Talk Football!

A lot of last week’s pick was based on the amazing Majesty QB straight out of Buffalo. This blinded us to the fact that the Bills are still a horrendous team, who fired their offensive coordinator a week before the season started. Might as well bet against them for the rest of the season as they continue to lose the spread and game. Glad we are Jets and 49ers fans. There’s only so much depression that can be taken while rooting for the Mets all summer.

It has been discovered that Long Island Hempstead politicians not only want to rid themselves of the Islanders, they also don’t want any new team to enter, even if its a hot female team dressed in lingerie. The NY Majesty have been declined the opportunity to play at Nassau Coliseum, following a simmering brawl between Charles Wang (owner of the Islanders) and Nassau County KUNT Murray and other Hempstead politicians about the transformation of the Nassau Coliseum site and surrounding area into a modern 24/7 suburban center. And reminder to our readers, its not that he wants a new one – Nassau Coliseum is a piece of garbage (sorry Yar) – they NEED a new place to play.

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So the NY Majesty now have to play all four of their games on the road. This means NY’ers dont really have a team. But hey…. is anyone really rooting for a team anyway? TCM is just excited to watch hot chicks wearing almost nothing beating each other for the small amount of revenue generated from gate receipts. If we had little Captains, we’d take them to the game.

This weeks pick: Colts -3.5. We’re just not a believer in “must win” games, accept that the Titans are not the same team as last year.

Pick of the week: 2-1



Oct32009

Krystal Gray of the NY Majesty and the pick of the week

In honor of this weeks pick, the Bills @ -1.5, let us introduce you to Buffalo’s own incredible Krystal Gray, quarterback for the Nplayer01 Krystal Gray of the NY Majesty and the pick of the weekY Majesty.

4a050bcff2cce Krystal Gray of the NY Majesty and the pick of the weekTCM is proud to say a NY native will be play calling this up and coming team, given that she stepped up after Melissa Teixera resigned back to New England because she couldn’t take the heat in NY.  Welcome Krystal. This is the first of many posts to come.

Gray’s quote of the day: ” It comes down to whether you are a pipe or a diamond. Because pipes burst under pressure. Diamonds are formed under pressure.”


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TCM’s pick last week: Bears -2

This weeks pick: Bills -1.5

TCM Pick of the week: 2-0



Sep262009

Lingerie Football League Trailer – Get Excited

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May182009

ANNOUNCING THE BEST SPORT EVER

We are fans of Pepperoni Pizza, Mountain Bikes, Fat Chicks On Little Scooters (well Captain Yar is), People Falling, Trampolines, Sports, Beer and Boobs.

Yes, we are men.

In the beginning we were hunters and gatherers.

We still are. But in a civilized world, where do we go while the wives cook?

THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE! – Half-naked women and football. Does it get any better than that?

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What was once just a Pay-Per-View stunt – beautiful women running around in uniforms that would make Victoria Secret models blush – trying to compete with the bland, politically correct halftime show of the Super Bowl is now being turned into a 10-team league that will debut in the fall of 2009.

The new Lingerie Football League (LFL) – with women playing full-contact football in helmets, sports bras and panties – will feature a two conference format. The Atlanta Steam, Chicago Bliss, Miami Caliente, New England Euphoria and the Tampa Breeze will compete in the Eastern Conference. The Western Conference features the Dallas Desire, Los Angeles Temptation, Phoenix Scorch, San Diego Seduction and the Seattle Mist.

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And after pulling one of ten names from a hat, we are now fans of……….

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The New York Majesty! And will be following them all season long. Now we know this team is not listed above but since tryouts are occurring, we’re going to be fans. And since TCM is incorporated in NY, we figured some publicity may get us some free front row seats to the best action to occur in Nassau Coliseum since the 1980′s. (We didn’t really pull a name out of any hat)

Stay Tuned.

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