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the Vault
May172010

The Vault

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It’s been a while since we rocked a vault post. Looks like we have to do something about this:

- We have a great history of starting series on the memo’s that never materialize. A great example is Forgotton Songs of the Moment and what better one to highlight than “Scatman” – a guy who wrote about scat (poop).

- Games are good too. Both Yar and I gave you directions for drunk ball as well as nutball. Both games may take years off of your life, but they are great to play nonetheless.

- Staying true to our roots, we provided the top ten pirate photos we have in the archives.

- Lastly, an in depth explanation from Faux News on why big butts are awesome – to a certain extent that is.

Well, that’s all we got from the Vault for this edition. If you have favorites we’ve missed, let us know and we’ll be sure to highlight them for you!


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the Vault
Mar242010

The Vault

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Due to the increasing number of comments on the Vault, the Captain’s have decided that it’s here to stay. Here’s a couple of good nuggets from the earlier days:

- Another Captain Kirk gem: Dictionary definitions for today’s man. “Cropdusting” and “dutch oven” cracked the 2009 version of Webster’s as a result.

- Captain Yar explains where General Tso’s came from. You can put a rest to the alley cat theory, but can’t deny its rationale.

- SI Swimsuit Rookies: The stories of the lives behind the hottest women in the world.


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the Vault
Mar22010

The Vault

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We’re back with more posts from the Vault:

- Captain Yar had a good post exploring the possibility of mascots developing their own species. The concept is wild, but wouldn’t it be awesome if you were at the same bar as Mr. Met and Grimace?

- A Captain Kirk gem: the guide to using a public bathroom. Learn about how to select the right stall and why to avoid going with door number one.

- Captain Yar’s love for Ecto Cooler is unparalleled. I heard he used to sleep with six-packs under his pillow, but maybe that is all hearsay. Lord knows.


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the Vault
Feb152010

The Vault

We’ve been around for about a year now and have generated some damn good articles that many of our new readers might not know about. With that said, we’re kicking off this new series of posts called “the Vault” which will allow us to take a stroll down memory lane when times were simpler, Captain Kirk was a contributing member, and Captain Yar had a horrible case of herpes.

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Read on and learn something new about yourself:

Remember the guy who tried to pay his utility bill with a series of spider drawings? Well we sure do! More people checked out this early post than any other. After all the positive feedback we got on this post, we realized we were onto something.

Captain Yar contributed this gem from a night of drinking and headbutts. Be careful, your friggin’ head may explode.

If you read any of my work on the site, you know I love farts. They are just downright hilarious. The only thing funnier than a fart is a successful haduken. Thanks to us, you now know how to give one.

We hope you enjoy this new addition to TCM!


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