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		<title>Top 10 Insanely Stupid Quotes From The Jersey Shore Rolling Stone Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t think it is a surprise that Snooki has the most quotes on this list. #10 &#8211; Snooki &#8220;I got kicked out of Chili&#8217;s last time I was here. I had too many of these, and I got up on the bar and knocked over all the bottles of Chili&#8217;s liquor. They kicked me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Quotes From “Out Of The Past”</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 12:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of you reading this have never heard of the movie, Out Of The Past and are wondering why the hell I&#8217;m doing a list of the top ten quotes from it. That&#8217;s a fair a question. 1947&#8242;s Out Of The Past, is one of the definitive Film Noirs. Don&#8217;t know what that means? Look that shit up. A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Things To Do This Summer, Naked</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 12:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So summer is officially upon us. What better thing to do than going outside and doing stuff in this glorious, glorious weather. O wait, I know&#8230;going outside and doing stuff in this glorious, glorious weather, naked. You must be thinking, &#8220;Yar&#8230;your fucking crazy&#8221;. I say, &#8220;Yes, yes I am&#8221;. So if any of you hooligans [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Dumbest Sports Injuries of All-time</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 12:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Warbucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[#10 &#8211; Joel Zumaya Zumaya burst onto the scene in 2006, notably coming out of the Tigers bullpen to Hendrix&#8217;s &#8221;Voodoo Child&#8221;. Many were enthralled with Zumaya because he could hit triple digits with his fastball, but Zumaya was infamously sidelined during the 2006 ALCS with a sore wrist. Tigers GM Dave Dombrowski confirmed the injury came [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Children’s Characters Who Were Defintley On Drugs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 12:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever revisited something you watched as a kid and saw it in a completely different light as an adult? Ghostbusters certainly qualifies, as I was too young to understand Bill Murray&#8217;s beautifully timed  sarcasm (I also seemed to think it was a scary movie as a child).  In other cases sex jokes would go right over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Dumbest Ke$ha Lyrics</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 12:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who would have thought that someone who spells their name with a &#8221;$&#8221; instead of the letter &#8220;S&#8221; would have a less than stellar grasp on the English language? The last one I can remember was, Ma$e and boy who can forget the time he won the Pulitzer Prize? TCM didn&#8217;t compile this list, but we wish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Movie&#8217;s And Their Sequels.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Yar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top 10 movie&#8217;s and their sequels is something I have been cooking up for sometime now. It is a carefully constructed list with nothing left out&#8230;except Godfather &#038; Godfather II. I left those out on purpose because A) it is my list, B) I have never seen any Godfathers and C) I do not want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cinemassacre’s Top 10 Baddest Bad Guys</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Flintheart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A top ten not done by the captains? Crazy, I know. But Cinemassacre has already brought us The Top 20 Urkel Moments and now they&#8217;ve given us The Top Ten Baddest Bad Guys. I gotta couple of gripes (where the fuck is Darth Vader?) but for the most part, I agree. The number once choice makes [...]]]></description>
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