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Apr102009

Top 10 Dave Attell Quotes

This guy is the funniest comedian around today. Here is a list of his top 10 quotes:

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You can say, ‘Can I use your bathroom?’ and nobody cares. But if you ask, ‘Can I use the plop-plop machine?’ it always breaks the conversation.

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Apr72009

Top 10 3rd World Nations

The next installment of our ever popular Top 10 lists are 3rd World Nations. I figure I would do a list about them because I can make fun of them and they will never see it! You know, cause they are poor…they don’t have computers…probably don’t even know what the internet is…can’t read…yea, you get it.

Before we get started, I bet you are asking, what makes a country 3rd in the world? Well according to an extremely reliable source (UrbanDictionary.com), a 3rd World country is:

Derived from a time when the communist states were referred to as the second world, the third world is the less economically developed countries that hugely rely on richer countries.

Ok, all caught up? Good, now without further adieu I give you the top 10 list of the shittiest 3rd World Countries:

#10 – The Deep South

Yes I know the “Deep South” is not a country and is not 3rd World, but if any of you have been out in the sticks and seen the local trailer park, you would be convinced that you are in a 3rd World Country. Lets break this down quickly as to why they would be. First, inbreeding is still the “thing to do” down there. Second, drinking and being pregnant apparently mix. And third, diet and exercise still have yet to be discovered. So, what if the South won the Civil War? (FYI, according to the South they did win the Civil War, don’t tell them otherwise) They would be another country, and by the looks of our friends above, I would most certainly classify them as 3rd World.

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Mar312009

Top 10 TV Shows You’ve Never Heard of

TCM highly recommends you DVR two episodes of each show and save them for Sunday hangovers.

10 – Eastbound & Down – HBO (A lot of potential)

9 – Ax Men – History Channel (Learn about where non-recycled paper comes from)

8 – Important Things with Demetri Martin – Comedy Central

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Mar262009

Top 10 “Real Life” Monsters

#10 – Ri

10 Top 10 Real Life Monsters

The Ri comes in at 10 because it’s a friggen merman. Sure they could out swim you, hold their breath underwater longer and probably stab you with a trident but they are still a merman. How many little boys watched The Little Mermaid thinking, wow I wish I could be Ariel (There’s a name drop for you). And yes, you have all watched The Little Mermaid. So Mr. Ri, you are #10 on our list.

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Mar172009

Top 10 most badass ways to die.

People love top 10′s and people love to die. So, why not make a top 10 about the coolest way to kick the bucket.

#10 – Head Exploding From A Super-Sneeze


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You either like to sneeze or don’t, there is no in between. So this one is on the fence about being cool or not. Which is why I have this listed at #10. Although, you should though considering the following, ”Sneezing is better than sex. It’s a mini-instant orgasm. You keep your clothes on, you don’t get involved, you can do it in public and when you’re done, perfect strangers bless you”. The one cool thing about dying this way is that your head explodes. Never seen or forgot what that looks like? Check out the famous exploding head scene from the movie Scanners. That should sway you to the proper side of the fence.

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Mar142009

Top 10 lolcats, dogs and a squirmel

We thoroughly enjoyed the top 10 Pirate photos, we figure we would make it a series.  So, our next installment in Top 10 is lolcats:

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Mar112009

Top 10 Pirate Photos

Starting at #10:


10 Top 10 Pirate Photos

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