Prank calls are usually annoying and not funny. These 2 are the complete opposite.
Lennox calls about his flooded basement:
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S/he calls about dog collars for kids:
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Laugh off that hangover…or just make it worse.

Why doesn’t the first caller just stock the basement with fish?
The second caller could just put a leash around the kids and tie thm to a tree. We did that to my little brother one time. It was quite effective.
I laughed till I pissed myself!
And yes, there was a lot of it…