Ok, I figured I would post some crazy shit to start this off to let you all know what we are about.
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
*FYI, here at the Captains Memos, we are all about unprotected sex. But at age 13, I’m surprised the kid even knew what a vag was.
I didn’t even know that they’re balls dropped yet!!!