Gather up your clown friends and head on over to the local Hertz store! Its Rental Car Rally Time!
Last year, the rally went from NYC to Montreal in Canada…you know, America’s hat. Well this year, the rally starts in NYC again but this time finishes in Motor City, Detroit.
So what is the point of this race you ask? Well my stupid friend, I will tell you. The idea is to make it to Detroit with the most number of points. And the team with the most number of points, yes you guessed it, wins. On the way, there are several check points that you must stop at, but how you get to them is up to you. The point system works like this:
- Odometer – Your odometer is taken at the start and the finish. Teams with lower mileage from NYC to Detroit gets more points, 50pts. max.
- Team Style – The more retarded you dress up = 15pts. The more retarded your car looks = 15pts.
- Freelance – This can range from epic to amazing to outright ghoulish. Let’s say you show up at the finish line with a 3 story house strapped to the roof of your smart car…10pts.
As long as you don’t speed or break the law, there are no rules…like anyone follows those anyways. So grab your girlfriend, friend, mom, dad, dog, babysitter, 2nd cousin twice removed that is not blood related so you think she/he is hot and you want to bang, favorite stripper or anyone else you can think of because there is no limit to how many people you can ride along with. Split the entrance fee and it won’t cost more than you usually pay for heroin. So what are you waiting for!?
