This is absolutely real and hanging in the elevator at my work. My co-worker, Doug was able to secure a copy for TCM publication. Although, it has been edited briefly to remove the other location of the alleged perpetrator. You should know the mail room employees are not the only ones accused. More simply put, I don’t want you to know where I work.
I’m not sure what is more disturbing…the fact that someone is so fed up that they are spitting and wiping boogers all over elevator cars (and it’s not Captain Polish) or that someone was so grossed out by it that they went back to their desk and created this “Wanted” sign and potentially formed a posse to hunt this mother fucker down.
I don’t really know if I understand what they were hoping to accomplish with this sign. Did they want to intimidate the culprit into stopping or better yet confessing? More likely one of these “Wanted” signs will end up with said mucus wiped all over it. Clearly the person won’t be caught in the act because they wouldn’t be stupid enough (I hope) to be spitting all over an elevator when it was filled with people.