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I never wanted to do this for a living. I wanted to crush skulls, give intense interviews, and run around like a madman.
Is there any doubt that the Ultimate Warrior was probably the coolest mother fucker when you were about 8 years old? The man was insane. No one knew where he came from. He was from parts unknown. Where is parts unknown? It’s like saying your from east Guam. Where the hell is east Guam?
The Warrior’s interviews made me want to jump through a wall and they still do. I typically listen to one when I’m about to go into a meeting at work. This gives me the power to bum rush any asshole I work with if its needed. If my boss gives me any shit about it, I’ll let her know the Warrior told me to do. She’ll know exactly what I mean. She may even ask why I didn’t use the Hurricane Press instead.
Got a favorite Warrior story? Let’s here it.
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