I’ll admit that this doesn’t come to the forefront of most peoples minds, but once I made the connection, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Tony Montana is of course, John “Uncle Jesse” Stamos. Not normally though, somehow only in this particular Scarface poster.
Scarface went from being a good cult mafioso movie when I was a teenager to one of the most over hyped, overrated movies of all time. Especially since you can’t escape it. It’s image graces posters, t-shirts, hats, and “art” gallerys. What’s next? Scarface vending machines, children’s books and movie prequels?
Full House however, is nothing but a shitty cult show with a cult audience. In fact, the only thing I can think of remotely connecting the two was that Jesse and The Rippers were fueld creativley by gigantuian mountains of cocaine, the same kind Mr. Montana made into his business and lifestyle. This actually explains why Uncle Jesse’s band changed their name from the Rippers to Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets in the later seasons.


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