Have you ever noticed that banana flavored anything sucks? Today I had to forgo eating my standard apple cinnamon oatmeal for banana bread oatmeal. I didn’t think this would be a big deal because I like banana bread. Once I dove in and started my breakfast I realized that I made a big mistake – banana does not make a good flavoring for oatmeal.
I thought about what food actually goes well with bananas on the way to work and couldn’t develop much of a list. I could develop a list of foods that are bananna flavored and suck ass:
- Freeze Pops
- Popsicles
- Yogurt
- Ice Cream
- Gushers
- Fruit Roll Ups
- Sprees
- Gum Balls
The list can go on and on from here as far as I’m concerned. Bananas are really the worst flavor in any fruit or sugar flavored food as far as this Captain is concerned.
Side Note: Type “banana” into Google Images and see what you get. I got a pic of a woman with a huge bush as the third option. Wow. I was just looking for this image:
OK. That’s all I got on bananas.
