I love pizza, I could eat it everyday. I like my pizza with a ton of shit on it. When I make frozen pizzas i’ll raid my fridge for anything I can throw on top. Normally, I avoid plain cheese or just pepperoni at every chance I get. 10 years ago you had a choice of cheese, extra cheese, pepperoni or mushrooms (and sometimes sausage) or any combination of those toppings. That was it. In fact, I remember when “white” pizza came out…it was a huge deal. Anyway, that’s how the chain pizza stores rolled and mom and pop places too.
Now it’s a whole new ball game. You go to some places you can literally get anything you want. Oh, you want a half a chicken breast on your pizza? Done. You want egg plant parm on your pie? Fuck yea. You need your pizza equipped with a sacrificial lamb doused in the blood of a virgin? Check and Mate. This pizza joint by me even has a 2AM drunken Captain Flintheart pizza favorite, mash potatoes and bacon. I’ve never eaten it sober and it always makes me feel like a ninja turtle when I eat it, but it’s fucking delicious.
When did this trend begin? But more importantly what the fuck took so long to make this happen?
I love pizza as well and I too hate a bland and blah choice of toppings. The more the merrier and, to quote the Deciderer in chief, bring it on! Yum
I am always amazed when they let you have infinite choices at a place. the other night in buffalo i had a feta, buffalo chicken, pineapple and hot sauce pizza. it was so good it made me cry.
I even know a place that will make a breakfast pizza. They take a pizza crust made out of pancake batter and top it with syrup, whipped cream and fruit! They even serve stacks of these pizzas in varying sizes! They have some crazy name for it, though. And the place itself is some kind of UN post, or something. Some kind of International House of Breakfast Pizza stacks, or something…
Yeh you eat enough of it and it will make you constipated.
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