Comments on: Movies I Wish I Never Spent Time Watching

By: Leonardo DiCaprio’s Inability To Grow Facial Hair | The Captains Memos

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:31:57 +0000

[...] generation. From his humble beginnings on Growing Pains to his universally hated by all men role in Titanic. DiCaprio grew up and began to show off his formidable acting skills, making his presence known in [...]

By: Forced DVD Borrowing | The Captains Memos

Forced DVD Borrowing | The Captains Memos — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:35:47 +0000

[...] DVD Borrowing by Captain Flintheart Let me start off by saying that up until a few years ago I was not a movie guy. I watched on a whole maybe 10 or 12 movies a year. I couldn’t understand how someone could [...]

By: LOTGK

LOTGK — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:46:45 +0000

It’s a good thing you didn’t go see Halloween 3, Season of the Witch. It had absolutely nothing to do with the series at all.

By: J.D.

J.D. — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 07:31:01 +0000

This is a fantastic, very funny list. What really elevates it is the inclusion of Halloween H20. While Episode 1 and Crystal Skull have been shat on plenty, H20 somehow manages to evade the discussion of terrible movies so I applaud you for pulling it from its dark corner and making it face the light. The LL Cool J analysis is spot on.

That movie also marks the start of what I like to refer to as the Terrible Josh Hartnett Haircut Era, where from approximately 1998-2001 his hair consistently appeared to have been styled by one of those robotic pincher arms from that arcade game where you try to pick up a stuffed animal.