Jack White makes music that I enjoy. Besides his other million eccentricities I’ve noticed a strange quirk. Jack White can only be in band’s with people that look like him. I know, bizarre right? Let’s take this on a band by band basis.
The White Stripes
Jack’s flagship band. A duo that consists of himself and drummer, Meg White.
Creepily enough these two were once married and than posed as siblings. He lived the narcissists dream and deemed himself hot enough to get married to a replica of himself.
The Raconteurs
Jack’s band way from home. A fully fleshed out unit, allowing himself to indulge in all his power pop and rock fantasies. Enter bassist, Jack Lawrence.
Affectionately known as “Little” Jack. It seems Mr. White stepped up his game by not only hiring a lookalike in the band but one that shared the same first name. Those glasses aren’t fooling anyone!
Dead Weather
Jack’s newest band, specializing in 21st century sleaze blues. This band also shares “Little” Jack Lawrence on bass, but contains Allison Mosshart (of the band, the Kills) on lead vocals.
Not only does she look like Jack, but she sings like him too.
I hope Jack White forms another band, so we can see how this trend continues. The Captain’s Memos have concluded he is either in love with himself or is really really into jet black hair and sickly pale skin. He must hate sunshine. No wonder why Bob Dylan took Jack on tour with him.
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Shut up doofus you bore me
you wish you had half the talent a strand of jack whites hair has yawn snore snooze
Hey dushasorus rex, you’re right, I do wish I had half the talent of one of Jack White’s pale ass toe nails. I love his music, re read the first sentence of this post. In fact, I even pay him money 4 times a year so I can be a member of his record label’s vault membership to send me unreleased music. That doesn’t change the fact that he is in 3 bands (2 now) with other people who look just like him, you fucking moron.