Everyone’s favorite television dad from all time, Bill Cosby, has released a rap album. That’s right, Jello Puddin’ Man is now Gangsta Rap Man…well not exactly. We all know Bill Cosby hates black people and he certainly doesn’t sell short on his album. There is no cursing, no putting women down, no celebrating the use of guns…nothing fun. He is trying to clean up “the hood” with the use of hip-hop. When Mr. Cosby was asked why he went that route, he replied, “Well, ya see it’s like a jello puddin’ pop! If you jam it down someone’s throat, they’re gonna taste it whether they like it or not. The same goes for my album, I’m gonna shove it down your throat so you have no mother fucking choice BUT to listen to my album.” He then reportedly took out a 9mm pistol, held it against the reporters head and told him to buy one of his albums or, “Bitch, I swear to fuckin’ god you will be eatin’ jello for the rest of your life through a tube if you don’t buy my album”. We were then interrupted by Bill’s phone ringing and then his swift exit along with his entourage. An insider has let us know that Rudy from the Cosby Show was on the other end. Bill is now dating Rudy…who actually turned out to be quite hot. So I suppose in the end, Bill Cosby wins. Now only time will tell if his new album sells more or has the same cultural impact as Rick Moranis’ foray into music.
To see how Mr. Cosby fared, take a listen to some of his tracks from his debut album, Bill Cosby Presents The Concerati State of Emergency.
