Remember the last time your ship was docked and you were in a dank hole of a bar, singing along to pirate drinking songs, getting liquored up and wanted to dance rather than punch out the guy across from you (who inadvertently happens to be your sister)? TCM knows it doesn’t happen often, but when it does The Nightmare River Band will be there for you.

4 Scruffy looking guys (1 is actually the Guinness Book of Records recipient for being the tallest bass player in 26 states) playing drunken indie rock sea chanteys. With songs like “To The Sea”, “Call The Cops!!” and “Center Of The Earth” there is no mistaking what these boys are all about. There is even a line in a song where lead singer, Matt Krahula asks, “Would you walk the plank for me?”
This is our kind of band.
They just returned from their first national tour and are playing at the Mercury Lounge in NYC this Saturday, July 25 @ 8PM. Come out and join the Nightmare River Band in a night full of drinking, procreating, alcohol, scurvy, beer, men who don’t shave and liquor.
Wanna sample the goods?







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It is rocking.
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