I came across possibly my new favorite website on the internet. Omegle. It is a website where you show up and have a 1 on 1 chat with a complete stranger. I think some epic conversations can come out of here. I gave it a try and think I got this woman (who might be racist) legitimately worried that her kidnapped kids were going to become Somalian pirates.
FYI, not my best work.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey stranger
Stranger: from?
You: right on the border of mexico and texas
You: how about y’all
You: let me ask you this before we continue
You: tacos…like em or love em?
Stranger: love em
You: excellent answer
Stranger: you like or love cheese?
Stranger: haha
You: depends on the cheese
Stranger: guess where i’m from
You: the netherlands
Stranger: right
You: or new zealand
You: but then, you give off a hint of egyptian
Stranger: m/f?
You: the opposite of you
You: you know how somedays you like to wake up feeling like a woman
You: and other days like a man
Stranger: i think you know me
You: i’m on one of those days where you feel like a great white shark
You: biting the shit out of everything
Stranger: everything all right man?
You: so get this…i come into work today and there are 3 things on my desk
You: a pencil sharpener, an empty paint can and a juice box
You: a note that says, make a bazooka out of these or you are fired
Stranger: your kidding
You: no joke
You: and you will not believe it…i made the bazooka and blew the shit out of the office
You: amazing fun.
You: i’ll give you a hint…don’t use the empty paint can
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i wish i get fired
You: how you going to support your kids
You: getting fired is only desirable if you are a human cannonball
Stranger: well that’s the bad thing in my live
Stranger: i had two kids
You: you sold them?
Stranger: funny
Stranger: no my ex friend kidnapped them and i see them never again
You: whats the ransom?
Stranger: i broke up with him
Stranger: so when i don’t want him anymore
Stranger: he took my kids with him to africa
You: you should hire Liam Neeson to get them back
You: he was super badass in that movie where his daughter becomes a slave of the sex trade
You: yea…she had the life.
Stranger: can i ask how old are you
You: africa
You: thats the cradle of civilization
You: bringing your kids back to the mother land?
Stranger: yes to his motherland
Stranger: they’ve got nothing right there
Stranger: not even a shower
Stranger: i understand he try to hurt me because i hurt him
Stranger: but he hurts his own kids the most
Stranger: because he’s taken away their whole future
You: they going to be fighting for the blood diamonds now?
You: thats no way to live your life
You: under the command of General Juma.
You: that guys a dick
Stranger: no he is in tunesie
You: so he is a pirate then?
Stranger: why?
You: cause tunesie is better known as somalia
You: and somalia has pirates
You: don’t you read the news?
(a long pause)
You: holy shit, my dog just slam dunked a basketball!
Your conversational partner has disconnected
If you have any good convo’s from this site, send ‘em over and we will post them if they are quality.
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