With the new Transformers movie a few weeks away, I’d like to bring up an interesting point we stumbled across. Why is there no female Decepticons? There is at least one female Autobot. I was always under the impression that the Transformers just made each other in the back lab. Where else did so many come from once the handful of them crashed on earth? Furthermore, if they could just create each other what’s the deal with the Decepticons lack of women? No wonder they are so fucking pissed off all the time. It’s like if a bunch of male inmates on death row sentences occupied an island with other male inmates. In fact, Cybertron is really one big prison yard. Their entire civil war is probably over that one female. That’s really unfortunate because I’d wager Megatron can transform into much more personal and pleasurable items than just a handheld gun.
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